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These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down, and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.

He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"

"Hell no!" replies the second bum. "That cant's been dead for days. He's all stiff and cold and smelly."

The first bum says, "Ok, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything: skin, muscles, guts, and all of the skeleton.

A few hours later as they are walking down the street, and the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he vomits up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in , all half digested and looking like mush.

The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a warm meal!"

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