rudeboyyouth Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down, and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?""Hell no!" replies the second bum. "That cant's been dead for days. He's all stiff and cold and smelly."The first bum says, "Ok, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything: skin, muscles, guts, and all of the skeleton.A few hours later as they are walking down the street, and the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he vomits up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in , all half digested and looking like mush. The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a warm meal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 that's just gross.in fact, not even gross...grody!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Ewwww.....that's disgusting..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 beyond grody lies... SKODY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
court877 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 omg, that just made me feel sick, uhhhh gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 I think that goes beyond a twisted sense of humor...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 am i twisted then cause i thought it was funny lol i dont know i dont get grossed out by anything lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knxtc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancebaby Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 I do have to admit...that was fucken nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 I love this messageboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 even though that was straight out nastyI know everyone laughed at that b/c I am laughing out loud, like an asshole right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 But it made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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