phrankadelic Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...It's an incentive to show up.It leads to more honest communications.It reduces complaints about low pay.Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.It encourages car pooling.Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.It makes fellow employees look better.It makes the cafeteria food taste better.Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.It makes everyone more open with their ideas.Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."Not having to worry about your wife being mad when you come home wasted - its your job!Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.you can take longer and more frequent bathroom breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 :laugh: :laugh: I'm in favor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Love it...BTW Frank, love your signature. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 why thank you mimi. i try to keep it phresh - no one likes the same ol thing over and over again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 One of my biggest clients is Siemens, a german company.I swear if you do a group lunch and don't come back wasted, you are limiting your career path! When they sent me to Munich, they had beer vending machines in the halls!! You could go buy a beer and drink it at your desk while working.Plus they get 6 weeks off a year!... why am I still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 damn man...sounds like i need to check my career options!and how bout a beer cooler instead of a water cooler at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by phrankadelic why thank you mimi. i try to keep it phresh - no one likes the same ol thing over and over again! I should consider changing mine then. My shit is getting old already. Gotta go put on my thinking caps........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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