weyes Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 come on, fellow clubplanet freaks, weyes isn't feeling so good tonight. tell me an endlessly amusing story; i know you've got 'em... please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 What's wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallflour Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 http://www.drudgereport.com/mattch1.htmToo bad I can no longer find this article on a UK news web site about a refugee's account of the forced labor that the Taliban is imposing, with some insight about how effective the daisy cutter bombs have been. If you're bored, search on http://www.independent.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by sassa What's wrong? lost my shit-for-pay job and broke-as-fuck... don't know what i'm gonna do. someone make me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by wallflour http://www.drudgereport.com/mattch1.htmToo bad I can no longer find this article on a UK news web site about a refugee's account of the forced labor that the Taliban is imposing, with some insight about how effective the daisy cutter bombs have been. If you're bored, search on http://www.independent.co.uk dude; those stories are depressing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisdom Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 these three guys were on there way home after a party. In the front seat two of em were talking while in the back seat the thrid guy was packin a piece. Then he said"hey man anybody got a lighter?"just then the car flew off a cliff and hit the ground where it burst into flames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by wisdom these three guys were on there way home after a party. In the front seat two of em were talking while in the back seat the thrid guy was packin a piece. Then he said"hey man anybody got a lighter?"just then the car flew off a cliff and hit the ground where it burst into flames that's pretty good! thanks!but i still gotta talk to you about biting my screenname... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisdom Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 biting your screen name? ... Oh now I get it, thats pretty good sorry bout thatWell look on the bright side(this coming from someone with much experience...at being broke as shit)the good thing about shit-for-pay jobs is ... you can always find another one tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 A rabbit and a bear go into the woods.....the rabbit asks does shit stick to your fur when you go to the bathroom?....the bear repiled lets see...so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.i know it sucked,, but hey laugh at the cornyness of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dszorro Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 what's the most popular conveniece store in Afghanistan????anyone know?????TARGET:blown: corny, but I like it. I hope you do too, cheer up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by dszorro what's the most popular conveniece store in Afghanistan????anyone know?????TARGET:blown: corny, but I like it. I hope you do too, cheer up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 rock on, you guys! where would i be without you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 so this piece of string walks into a bar.just kinda in a whatever mood, mindin' his own biz.he's trying to get in good with the bartender,but he's getting no attention and worse yetwhen he finally does the barkeep won't serve him.so he goes into bathroom and decides to make himselflook all slick-like; straightens his hair, making himselfsuper orderly and clean.walks back over to the bar and asks fo' service.bartender asks, "hey aren't you the pieceof string i saw five minutes ago."the string answers: "nah. FRAYED NOT." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italianchris19 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 Three blondes are walking through the forest, they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says " there deer tracks". The second blonde says "they're bear tracks. The third blonde says theyre moose tracks. Then the train hits them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italianchris19 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for she's gonna eat me.A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is happily smoking a cigarette. while the egg is grumbling. The chicken turns to the egg and says' Well i guess that clears that one up, then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 11 Author Report Share Posted November 11 Originally posted by italianchris19 What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for she's gonna eat me.A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is happily smoking a cigarette. while the egg is grumbling. The chicken turns to the egg and says' Well i guess that clears that one up, then." :laugh: !!!!!!!never heard either of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vodkaredbull Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 Cheer up:D I am sitting Home With a bum leg.. Just had knee surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 Okay this is kinda corny but here goes:Why doesn't osama bin laden like to eat out girls?Because everytime he goes down he sees bush!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 12 Author Report Share Posted November 12 you guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vodkaredbull Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 What you do girlie? Go to headhunter.com you can find mad jobs there in a couple of hours. get corprate. hell I am sitting home right now and I am getting about $850 checks a week just for being hurt and posting on here. Its going to suck to go back to work in two weeks:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 Damn I wish i was sitting home collecting that loot!! Minus the knee surgery that sucks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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