quoth Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 ughhhhhhhhhh :( ok quoth is stressing like a motherfuck that he seriously just wants to cry like a lil bitch. Ok here is the situation....im fucked...royally. My neighbor is gettin married in New Jersey this saturday and invitations were sent out like a month or so ago and my invitation had the option of bringing a guest as well. Ok so, i slack cause i work nights and im madddddddddddddddd busy with work and sleep thats all i do sometimes cause i do hard physical work and the body needs rest. So ok, i sent back the reply with YES checked off that i would bring a guest. The wedding is this saturday, and i have no guest, nothing, and like yea yea i cant just ask someone but like fuckin i want it to be the right person...like someone fun. trust me people, this is not gonna be an all that wedding cause i have been to some..and my sister and i both fuckin dread going and shit...but we joke and say...hey...only good thing is...free food and free open bar...all im lookin to do is get drunk cause though im 20, when the fuck is the last time u saw them card at a wedding reception? ughhhhhhhhhh what do i do people???? opinons?? cause friggin..i can not just show up with no gues u know...people frggin lay money out for this shit and id have to at least pay equal to what my guest plate would cost. ughhhhhhhh i thought this would be easy, but i been slackin and shit cause of work and sleep...just no time....but now its coming closer and the people i been askin either have plans or work. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god quoth is fucked hehe. what to do people??? i mean my neighbor he is like a brother that i never had to me, and i known him for 15 years..cant just dog him like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 take kim... or that girl that wants to meet you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by dgmodel take kim... or that girl that wants to meet you... hehe oh man i fuckin wish dude..thatd be like a dream come true.but i have yet to meet synderealla 420 or clubkat....and i dont think itd be cool meetin them in gay suit and tie hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 whoa whoa whoa.. nothing wrong wth suit and tie, i wear em all the time... i love it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 it was a joke cause i figured yer a business dude or something and would take offense to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Your Fucked....Sucks to be you.....(wait, can I be any less of a help?)What is it that you DO anyway? just outa curiosity....umm... You don't know any hotties you can bring? thats a shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by quoth ...free food and free open bar... Get me a dress, and i'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 id offer to help u out sweetheart but i got work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by barvybe Get me a dress, and i'm there. I knew this was on the sex board for a reason....i'm just waiting for someone to mention the wig.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by barvybe Get me a dress, and i'm there. heheh see? its that easy. btw joeg.....im lookin to bring hotties..this like a fuckin low class wedding..i been to weddings on yachts before..and this is just way low class..so ... a hottie not need be brung. its gonna be like a borderline hick-ish wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 sounds like pete in a dress fits the bill then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by joeg sounds like pete in a dress fits the bill then..... i see my rep proceeds me.i do know how to bail hay, fly fish, heel a mutt, and pad the bed of the pick up for a little hey-hey-now!!!(btw - i found the skirt and sweater i wore for a Thelma - scooby doo fame - costume, so u just reduced u'r cost )_____seriously, there isn't a single female u know that would like to get drunk at no charge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 well not exactly...but when yer in a rut like i am...you'll do just bout anything hehe.ughhhhh linabina thats NOT the kinda responses i want hehe im tryin to think positive here :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by quoth a hottie not need be brung. well, I WAS going to offer but since you DONT want to bring a hottie than nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by lavendermenace well, I WAS going to offer but since you DONT want to bring a hottie than nevermind nah, u just wanna go for the free food and free booze, but for some strange reason i dont blame ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 you dont have a bestfriend???bring your moms...family membeR??~!?!~fuck... i would goo...i love food...unless they server mad dry chicken...chinks can roll with dry food.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by atomicapples you dont have a bestfriend???my best friend is guido and my best chic friend is in college out in california. :( man, im fucked, i can't even ask any of my sisters friends cause she fuckin throws cockblocks all the time cause some of her friends like me and shit. man, im goin out on a limb, i have nothing to loose...anyone wants to go fuckin lets go....(but u must be female and none of this drag queen bullshit ok barvybe?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Why dont you get like one of those Escort Girls, shouldnt be to expensive... Or go find a teeny bopper at the mall or the movie theater.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannabeclubchk Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 and you didn't ask me? Quoth, I am so very sad!And I just brought in my Levi's denim skirt from the line! Really, if that isn't good, I could go to Walmart for a new outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 walmart be selling some nice shit these days... fucking D&P, GUP, Anthony Exchange, P Crew, Dieselized, double R G.... all the hot shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by atomicapples walmart be selling some nice shit these days... fucking D&P, GUP, Anthony Exchange, P Crew, Dieselized, double R G.... all the hot shit... HOLY GOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 Originally posted by wannabeclubchk and you didn't ask me? Quoth, I am so very sad!And I just brought in my Levi's denim skirt from the line! Really, if that isn't good, I could go to Walmart for a new outfit. aw im sorry...figured the whole wedding deal would freak u out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 ~!TAKE KIM!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted November 27 Author Report Share Posted November 27 dude, why u keep sayin that hehe? do u know something i dont know?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 CONGRATULATIONS!!!(yes, news travels fast)and u couldn't get closer personality-wise to me in drag...lol.in fact, this same lady turned me down for a wedding a few months ago.of course, then she moved in with me and fathered my baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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