klohe Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 What's the most embarrising thing that has ever happened to you during sex??? Whether it be during pre-game kissin, foreplay, actual intercourse, or post activities....we wanna know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Some girl I was with was give me oral sex, and she made kind of like a noise that sounded like she farted, but it was something with her lips on my shaft. Anyway I was like "Did you just fart" She started laughing histerically and farted, it was discusting. ::Waves:: What are you waving to? Oh that was just my erection leaving. Sheeesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by rdancer Some girl I was with was give me oral sex, and she made kind of like a noise that sounded like she farted, but it was something with her lips on my shaft. Anyway I was like "Did you just fart" She started laughing histerically and farted, it was discusting. ::Waves:: What are you waving to? Oh that was just my erection leaving. Sheeesh! LMAO!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by rdancer Some girl I was with was give me oral sex, and she made kind of like a noise that sounded like she farted, but it was something with her lips on my shaft. Anyway I was like "Did you just fart" She started laughing histerically and farted, it was discusting. ::Waves:: What are you waving to? Oh that was just my erection leaving. Sheeesh! Holy shit :laugh: My girl went through the same thing. She quiffed in his face...haha. He ran out of the room laughing so hard, he was practically grying. God I never let her live that up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 It was like 5am and I had picked up this girl in the tunnel. she took me back to her place in the city. we wewre gettin crazy on her bed and all of a sudden she just started crying and fell asleep....wierd huh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by nitro449 It was like 5am and I had picked up this girl in the tunnel. she took me back to her place in the city. we wewre gettin crazy on her bed and all of a sudden she just started crying and fell asleep....wierd huh... Wow, you really are that bad in bed, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by joeg Wow, you really are that bad in bed, aren't you? :laugh: I think it was all the fukin' drugs she was on.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by joeg Wow, you really are that bad in bed, aren't you? LMAO:laugh: *note to self...don't pork nitro* hahaha;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fozfactor Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 1. Chick pukes in my lap during you know what. She was embarrassed but I got us both laughing about it.2. My Mom walks in on me while I'm sexing it up with some girl on my lap. Mom gets two views, the actual penetration shot AND the "deer in the headlights" look in my eyes. Mom mumbles "OMG" and shuffles back to bed. The terrified girl threw the covers over herself and wouldn't come out for 10 minutes.3. Long ago, after a night of boozing and pilling I woke up in the morning naked, surrounded with a bunch of porno mags. Problem is I was was sleeping in the LR at the time which my mom had to walk thru to leave the house. I woke up after she left!!! She saw it all but never said a word. You gotta love moms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scramble Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 one night my boy had a party i met this girl and hooked up with her we were doing shot after shot after shot i was soo drunk.we go into a room and start fuckin around i put my hand down her pants and am about to finger her when i feel, um a what the fucka string??? i was like you got your period and your still letting me stick my hand down your pants!!!! out out get out!!!the other one is classic.i was having sex with this girl i used to date years ago..so were in the middle of rockin, and i feel a slight warm wiff of air of lightly skin the bottom of my balls. im like no way thinking to myself its my imagination. and then it happend the smell was so bad the paint from my walls were starting to peel and the left side of my face started to melt! no ok that didn't happend but that shit was so rancid you could bottle it and sell it to iraq for germ warfare.not cool i busted out laughing so hard and she got so embarrased.. i just couldn't continue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by nitro449 It was like 5am and I had picked up this girl in the tunnel. she took me back to her place in the city. we wewre gettin crazy on her bed and all of a sudden she just started crying and fell asleep....wierd huh... hahahahhahahaa!!!i had that happen to me also this girl and i were going crazy all over eachother we both got totaly naked we start 69 and then all of the sudden she starts crying...i was like WHAT!!i couldnt believe what just happend..after a little while she tell's me she just started seeing this guy and she was with him a few nights ago!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 LMFAO!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxS87xX Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by fozfactor 1. Chick pukes in my lap during you know what. She was embarrassed but I got us both laughing about it.2. My Mom walks in on me while I'm sexing it up with some girl on my lap. Mom gets two views, the actual penetration shot AND the "deer in the headlights" look in my eyes. Mom mumbles "OMG" and shuffles back to bed. The terrified girl threw the covers over herself and wouldn't come out for 10 minutes.3. Long ago, after a night of boozing and pilling I woke up in the morning naked, surrounded with a bunch of porno mags. Problem is I was was sleeping in the LR at the time which my mom had to walk thru to leave the house. I woke up after she left!!! She saw it all but never said a word. You gotta love moms! :laugh: wow i dont hear to much to top these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 this summer i was out in LA, partying with a bunch of my friends and getting fucked up. it was getting pretty late when we noticed that James had disappeared. about a 15 minutes later i hear hysterical laughter coming from down stairs. i run down stairs to investigate and discover James lying in another of our friends beds, passed out, porn all over the place a bottle of Jergens in one hand and his limp dick in the other.needless to say, we took pictures, showed everyone in the whole house (about 30 people, big house). he will never live that down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by klohe LMFAO!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: seriously! my sentiments exactly! LOL great fuckin thread!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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