chula22 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 This Latino couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although he was very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town and party with his old buddies, so he said to his wife: "Preciosa, I'll be right back....""Where are you going papi chulo....? asked the wife."I'm going to the bar, Mamasita. I'm going to have a beer."The wife says to him, "You want a beer, mi amor....?" Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: "Mira papi, Germany, Holland, Japan, India....."The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is: "Yes mi mujer linda.... but the bar... you know.... the frozen glass...."He didn't finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, mi precioso....?" She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.The husband, looking a bit pale says: "Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious....I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise, OK....?""You want hors d'oeuvres, carino...?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc."But querida.....at the bar....you know....the swearing....the dirtywords and all that....""You want dirty words, mi macho hombre..... HERE cabron, TOMA TU FUCKING CERVEZA IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING COPA AND COMETE TUS FUCKING SNACKS, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!!!!! GOT IT, PENDEJO......?!?!?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tastyt Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 QUE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 omfg lmao:laugh: ~sounds like the kinda wife id be hehe~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urallge Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Funny shit. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by chula22 "You want dirty words, mi macho hombre..... HERE cabron, TOMA TU FUCKING CERVEZA IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING COPA AND COMETE TUS FUCKING SNACKS, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!!!!! GOT IT, PENDEJO......?!?!?!?" Translated"you want dirty words, my macho man.......here cabron(bastard), take your fucking drink in your frozen fucking cup and eat your fucking snacks, because you aren't going anywhere!!!!!! GOT IT, Stupid ass......?!?!?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 LMAO!! Yep kitty, I can see that too! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by chula22 Translated"you want dirty words, my macho man.......here cabron(bastard), take your fucking drink in your frozen fucking cup and eat your fucking snacks, because you aren't going anywhere!!!!!! GOT IT, Stupid ass......?!?!?!?" Gracias Mami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 That was funny chula!I knew "Pendejo" had something to do with ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raman Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 pendejo is more like pussy (as in coward) roughly translated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by tastyt Gracias Mami. De nada linda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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