dgmodel Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 So yest i went to 7-11, to get beer for one of the neighborhood kids who you know why... anyway, so im i get these 40's for these kids, and the counter girl is bagging up the groceries and out of nowhere i lean over the counter all smoooove and shit, and in a deep , rythmic voice i say "how 'bout you Dick this..." now keep in mind i didnt want to say that nor anything close to that, and she just looked at me like wtf??? she must of thought i was a freak, buying like 6 40's and then using that shitty as pick up line... damn im burnt... need rest... need something... help... anyway i told this story to my boys and couldnt stop laughing for shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 wtf were you trying to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by somebitch wtf were you trying to say? thats the thing, i didnt want to say anything.... i just wanted to pay and get the fuck out of there... but for some reason, i did and said all that to her... i dont know why... ???? it was just weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Did ya hook up with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 seriously...what's wrong with u?!!? lmao!!!! hahaha...what was going through your mind!?!?! haha....well i guess u won't be frequenting that 7-11 anymore!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 :laugh: Holy Shit I would have died laughing if I were there...hahaha. But If I was the girl and saw you well, I would say Dick where?..but that is me a sexual freak...hmm..was she cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by q-ny Did ya hook up with her? nah i just paid for the shit and bounced... i stick around to see what her answer was going to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurdee Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 damn buddy.....that was a bad ass slip up, but hey--if you didnt stick around to find out, maybe she really did like it.But i bet the rest of that checkout was real wierd..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 yeah, there was awkward silence... and the ppl behind me online were just like wtf? did he just say what i think he just said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 I'm still laughing over here:laugh: um the store was crowded too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 not crowded but there was like maybe 4-6 ppl there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Hey dgmodel.....maybe you've developed a mild case of Turrets syndrome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by dgmodel yeah, there was awkward silence... and the ppl behind me online were just like wtf? did he just say what i think he just said? <~~~SERIOUSLY LAUGHING!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by joeygk Hey dgmodel.....maybe you've developed a mild case of Turrets syndrome? :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Only you marko...only you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by joeygk Hey dgmodel.....maybe you've developed a mild case of Turrets syndrome? lmao... maybe who knows... i had jitters latley so maybe this is part of it... who knows. im slowly dying... XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurdee Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Youve gotta be kiddin me. There was a line behind you??? (im at the library right now, and i'm laughing so hard people are looking at me funny. I wonder if they think im psycho?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 lol :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 next week, go back and buy some condoms. Don't say anything, just look her in the eyes. When she's handing you the change, pause for a second with her hand in yours and say "jealous?"Turn and walk out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 :laugh: DAMN, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STORIES THAT I EVER HEARD.... :laugh: :laugh: I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 :laugh: DAMN, THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STORIES I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE...I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by q-ny next week, go back and buy some condoms. Don't say anything, just look her in the eyes. When she's handing you the change, pause for a second with her hand in yours and say "jealous?"Turn and walk out. OMFG!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy shit I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 BUT IT WAS FUNNY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Q-NY:lmao lmao lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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