lollib Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 >> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of>course, perfect.>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of>the road in distress.>Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus,>with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the>eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their>vehicle. Soon, they were driving along, delivering the toys.>Unfortunately,>the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus>had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the>survivor?>>(Scroll down for the answer.)>>>>>>>> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed>in>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no>such thing as a perfect man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hroark Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 perfect girl - HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actingitup Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 You know it had to be a woman who made that story up, probably in the kitchen, barfoot, prgnant, with a man who cheats on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Wa Wa WAaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 You know it had to be a woman who made that story up, probably in the kitchen, barfoot, prgnant, with a man who cheats on her.NOW GET YO ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyblueyes Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Corny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 hahaha thats wha i tell him! NOW GET YO ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 >> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of>course, perfect.>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of>the road in distress.>Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus,>with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the>eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their>vehicle. Soon, they were driving along, delivering the toys.>Unfortunately,>the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus>had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the>survivor?>>(Scroll down for the answer.)>>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed>in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no>such thing as a perfect man.OMG - I knew there was no such thing as a perfect man but ur telling me there is no Santa???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsblend Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 OMG - I knew there was no such thing as a perfect man but ur telling me there is no Santa????????i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsblend Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 OMG - I knew there was no such thing as a perfect man but ur telling me there is no Santa????????i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 lol, me too!!!!! but it works both ways , i do for him and he does for me, but its usually me gettin his azz a beer hahaha thats wha i tell him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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