misskittie Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Yes yes...sometimes, vibrators, dildos, strap ons, or ben wa balls lose their lustre. So, you find a new toy or two to try and get off with.My suggestion for those in dire need...an ear of corn. Clean it reallllly good though. You want to make sure you get rid of all the pesticides as well as any creepy crawlers lurking about.If you're not interesed in corn, cucumbers as well as 2 carrot sticks will do the trick. Don't knock it till you try it!~kAt~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ablane Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 let's not forget a wide selection of melons for the boys....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 cucumbers r good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by ablane let's not forget a wide selection of melons for the boys....lol always thought bout pitting a mango, throwin it a micro til its nice n warm, then get to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted December 26 Author Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by vision always thought bout pitting a mango, throwin it a micro til its nice n warm, then get to work Umm, Im afraid to think of the why but this arouses me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by vision always thought bout pitting a mango, throwin it a micro til its nice n warm, then get to work hmmm... why does that seem like a great idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raman Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by ablane let's not forget a wide selection of melons for the boys....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 I thought this post was about apples.. ooops... my bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 if you have a roomate and/or live with your parents...corn is a BAD idea.When ever you masturbate it makes a sawing noise. If you get really into and get hot......you get popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 im not gonna look at the produce section the same way again..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 GREAT NEWS....I just got back from the lab with my new invention. I cross bred a mexican jumping bean with a cucumber to make.....tada...the worlds first organic vibrator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by deeprock idk bout that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by deeprock The ladies always wondered what the "lil ragga" looked like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by spragga25 The ladies always wondered what the "lil ragga" looked like! :laugh: Adam if that is what it looks like..damn Im in for a treat;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 The ladies always wondered what the "lil ragga" looked like! I didn't know the picture was scaled to actual size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 You know what they say:Once you go black (and light green, and a shade of dark green....with stripes)...you NEVER go back!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by spragga25 You know what they say:Once you go black (and light green, and a shade of dark green....with stripes)...you NEVER go back!! :laugh: well I may have to test it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by dgmodel I thought this post was about apples.. ooops... my bad... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted December 27 Author Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by q-ny if you have a roomate and/or live with your parents...corn is a BAD idea.When ever you masturbate it makes a sawing noise. If you get really into and get hot......you get popcorn. LMAOOOOO No it doesnt! And I live with my rents and they never her any sawing! hahaor pop pop for that matter.~kAt~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 I guess you just don't get hot enough for it to pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Missed you kittie.Too bad I never met you nor likely ever will.Think of all the heavy petting thatwas missed.Oh well, glad to see you are alive and well.Cya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted December 28 Author Report Share Posted December 28 Originally posted by mrdick Missed you kittie.Too bad I never met you nor likely ever will.Think of all the heavy petting thatwas missed.Oh well, glad to see you are alive and well.Cya. Awww, my second love to Sirdante! I've missed you too. I was wondering why I hadn't seen any posts with your name in them. I thought you too had left the board behind.I am living and living well at that. Glad to see you are too. I'm sure we shall meet one day in the future. When that may be....no one really knows!Take care and have a wonderful new year! I'm off to the West coast for this one!Much Love! x0x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpapi Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 Originally posted by misskittie Yes yes...sometimes, vibrators, dildos, strap ons, or ben wa balls lose their lustre. So, you find a new toy or two to try and get off with.My suggestion for those in dire need...an ear of corn. Clean it reallllly good though. You want to make sure you get rid of all the pesticides as well as any creepy crawlers lurking about.If you're not interesed in corn, cucumbers as well as 2 carrot sticks will do the trick. Don't knock it till you try it!~kAt~ There aint nothing like the real thing. If you are ever in such a neee just give me a call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 You were in love with him but in lust with me. That was always something that I had no problem living with Have fun out West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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