phrankadelic Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 i know you're a detroit lion fan. just thought i'd give u a couple of laughs:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban?A. The Taliban has a running gameQ. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?A. Put up goal postsQ. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there!Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?A. A thiefQ. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team?A. Because then Detroit would want oneQ. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen?A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollarQ. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?A. The Detroit LionsQ. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the roadQ. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football?A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 lol.... good ones Phrank.my toothless lions I have a couple of good ones Ill share later but gotta run now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Funny shit phrank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 that one's a tear jerker Frank! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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