joeg Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 LOL Ibclubbin: "Did you see a sign outside my house that said 'Dead Nigger Storage'? 'no.... no I didn't....' You know why? CAUSE STORING DEAD NIGGERS, AIN'T MY BUSINESS!"Too funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefcurtains Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "Hard to Kill" right after Steven Seagal snaps out of his seven-year coma and he's watching a commercial for the evil politician who almost killed him -- the politician finishes the ad by telling the camera, "And you can take that to the bank." So Seagal sneers, "I'm gonna take you to the bank ... the blood bank." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 'The world you live in is sugar coated. There is another world out out there the dark one...'Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "Now youse cant leave" A Bronx Tale"Do you want me to send confirmation to your office, or to your mansion??" Boiler Room"Big Gulps huh? Alright, well....see ya later!" Dumb and DumberBG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people" - A Fish Called Wanda"I broke his nose...my snap was all over the place" - Legally Blonde"Sanitation! I told you sanitorium. You should have shut your mouth, they would have thought you were a horse and let you through" - Scarface"It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it" - Pulp Fiction"It's wafer thin!" - Monty Python's Meaning Of LifeToo many lines, not enough time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 'They are asking for one of our hostiges''Dude. I'll go''Dufus. You are not the hostige'Airheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "If you're going to shoot, shoot...don't talk"Tuco - The Good, Bad, & UglyTy: You take drugs Danny?Danny: Everyday.Ty: Good, so what's the problem?-Caddyshack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sflover Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Donny: Dude, your phone is ringingThe Dude: Shut the fuck up, Donny....The Big LewbawskiI want the money, Lewbawski..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "Dude...wheres my car?""Dude...what does my tattoo say?""Sweet!""I knows its sweet dude but what does it say?""SWEET!""We are hot chicks.""Yes...you...are.""Her panties are HUGE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Do you take drugs Danny?Everyday.Good...Caddyshack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Lebowski:"I'm just gonna find a cash machine.""Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.""Fuck, man, there's a beverage here!"Bueller:"Don't worry I'm a professional.""Professional what?"Caddyshack:"Look at this hat. You buy a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup... It looks good on you though. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endo Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 its not how you stand by your car... its how you drive your car - ja rulethe fast and furious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Geez, Tiffany. This is not a serendipity room at the Holiday Inn' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 '...well... that was a near life experience...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to lie back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Bethany: May I ask what brought you here?Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.Bethany: "Sixteen Candles" John Hughes?Jay: You know that guy, too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick "Sixteen Candles." Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, "Pretty in Pink," which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep. Anyway all of John Hughes movies take place in Shermer, Illinois, so me and "Lunchbox" here figured we could live like fatrats if we were the mothafuckin' blunt connection in Shermer. So we boarded a bus, and you know what we found out? There is no Shermer Illinois -- movies are bullshit man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 You cant go home but you can certanly shop there....Jon Cusak. Gross Point Blank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Dogma has to be the best one out of em all.Originally posted by jimk29 Bethany: May I ask what brought you here?Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.Bethany: "Sixteen Candles" John Hughes?Jay: You know that guy, too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick "Sixteen Candles." Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, "Pretty in Pink," which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep. Anyway all of John Hughes movies take place in Shermer, Illinois, so me and "Lunchbox" here figured we could live like fatrats if we were the mothafuckin' blunt connection in Shermer. So we boarded a bus, and you know what we found out? There is no Shermer Illinois -- movies are bullshit man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed247 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by carsonmartin "Don't get attached to anything your not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat coming around the corner."Robert DeNiro in Heat LOVE THAT MOVIE AND THAT QUOTETHERES THIS ONE SCENE THAT I REALLY LIKED AND THAT SCENE IS AFTER THEY ROB A BANK AND STARTEDTHE SHOOTINGAND I LIKE A LOT OF MOVIES QUOTES BUT I DONT REMEMBER I AM JUST GONNA WRITE WHAT I RMEMBER I LIKE THIS QUOTE TOO"I AM INVINCIBLE"THE CHINESE GUY IN JAMES BONDAND ILL KEEP WRITE MORE IF I COULD REMEMBERACTUALLY THERES A QUOTE IN THE RUNAWAY BRIDE I LIKEDWHEN IKE(RICHARD SOMETHING)PROSE TO JULIA ROBERTS THIS SCENE IS AFTER JULIA ROBERTS RAN AWAY WHEN IKE AND JULIA WAS GONNA MARRY TOGETHER "WHAT I THINK AND WHAT I DO IS DIFFERENT" "ITS NOT HOW LONG YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ITS HOW LIVE YOUR LIFE AND >WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND IT<--im not sure about this ""EITHER YOU ARE GONNA GET LOCKED UP OR "SOMETHING I DONT RMEMBER ANYWAY THATS WHAT GANGSTARR SAID LIGHT IT UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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