pookie23 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Buy Ragga a Rocking Chair Fund! The Buy Ragga a Rocking Chair Fund - or BRARCF for short - was established on January 8, 2002 to give his creaky, old, geriatric ass some comfort in the NYC club scene.We have ALL heard him bitch, whine, moan and complain about the lack of wheelchair access in clubs, and how inadequate the sleeping facilities ("What - The concierge doesn't have pillows? Get the fuck out - he has everything else?" was overheard last time @ Roxy)To accomodate his needs - besides serving prune juice at the bar - this drive is needed to keep this old bastard around so he can oversee the youngin's dancing and enjoy the final moments as his ass fades away in the twilight of his life. As a bonus, you get to hear him say these classic lines from his chair:Hey baby, if I give ya a dollar, can ya give me a "rockin" lap dance??You want some fries with that shake??Hey, Gabo got shot down by ANOTHER lady!! Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!And many more....Please do what you can CP....Please donate a dollar, a quarter, fuck it - he'll take anything, even pennies - to give Ragga his enjoyment of sitting around like a cadaver attracting flies while bobbing his head to da music. Call 1-888-GETS-NONE to make your donation.Remember everyone - every little bit helps. And please do not confuse this with the "Buy Gabo a Penis Pump Fund"! Thank you all for your time and Bless you in this time of need!P.S. Any leftover funds will be used to make the chair 24K gold and to add "vibrating pads" - ahhhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 ok bitch!! I am not giving you shit!! well maybe shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 OmG!!!! I CANT FREAKING BREATHE!!! ragga you are too much for me... you comin to roxy this coming friday??? we'll go to the freakin hidden hip hop room and shake that old ass to your music!!! you're awesome... i ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I got 5 on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 My fucking side hurts i laughed so hard......::its not good when you laugh at your monitor and your boss see's you ~going nuts~:: :laugh: :laugh: awww ragga all you had to do was ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by clubkat ::its not good when you laugh at your monitor and your boss see's you ~going nuts~:: hahhaha, yeah, same thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 . . . That effort's worth a ten spot . . . . . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I'll sit on your lap in the chair and move around a little bit for 5 mins...will that help? After all, I do owe you;) :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Spragga, you kill me. :laugh: But I dont know about this retirement shit. Maybe you should take some pointers from Barvybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by lavendermenace Spragga, you kill me. :laugh: But I dont know about this retirement shit. Maybe you should take some pointers from Barvybe! When are we starting the wheelchair fund for you, I know if we order them at the same time we can get a senior citizen bulk rate..... maybe they'll even cut us a deal on your prosthetic hip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Ouch! that one was just a little bit close to home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by joeg When are we starting the wheelchair fund for you, I know if we order them at the same time we can get a senior citizen bulk rate..... maybe they'll even cut us a deal on your prosthetic hip... I would love too, but I'm still kinda busy comparison shopping for your new stroller. I never realized how damn expensive they are. OH and BTW- we are gonna start potty training again whether you like it or not, mister! You're bound to figure it out one of these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 lol!yeah... well you don't seem to have it down.. your always going in your adult diapers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by joeg lol!yeah... well you don't seem to have it down.. your always going in your adult diapers..... Dont get smart with ME mister, or I'll ground your ass so fast it'll make your head spin!!!Dont make me take the legos away AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 nooooo.... not the legos... I almost have the medieval castle fully built... with the bridge and Everything..........*pouts... holds his breath, and stomps up to his room....* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I think he already learned not to take candy from strangers. Potty training is next.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!Dude, i just burst out into laughter and my co workers are lookin at me like I am fuckin nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by tottallyoff I think he already learned not to take candy from strangers. Potty training is next.... But he said he had a puppy in the back seat, and I could have him if I just got in the car.... He needed "Directions" or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 :laugh: LMFAO...Babe you have me rolling over haha. Hun you must come to Roxy this friday, fuck your retirement BS. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Donations received so far..........*drumroll please*:Not a friggin cent!!Let's go peeps...JUST BRING IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Adam.... i'm going to give you a nickel..... yes... a nickel.... then, I would like you to take that very nickel... shine it up reeeaaalllllll nice...... turn that son'bitch sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I said WHAATTTTT?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by joeg But he said he had a puppy in the back seat, and I could have him if I just got in the car.... He needed "Directions" or something... gabo strikes again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 Donations Received - $1.18!!!!All from my little bro - broke ass bastard!hmmm....maybe I should try a phone-a-thon?Where the hell is Sally Struthers when you REALLY need her??? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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