brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by gmccookny Heheh, no one said there were rules...I love those cushin seats...they are so light and comfy...I'm sick of ceramic:mad: Damn cold seats, always leaving a ring around the booty I'm a fan of the varnished wood seat myself...not too cold, doesn't get all nasty like the cushins......but i like your glow-in-the-dark idea...might have to try some of that tape you can get. It'll be like the Tron-toilet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 I think it'd be good to have anti-gravity toilet seats....your butt won't even touch the seat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Would u rather wake up at 4 in the morning and get stuck on the Toilet... Viper Piss is a bitch kinda hard to get ur piss in a 1 1/2 foot crack when its goin in 13 diffrent directions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by somebitch now you know how us guys feel :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by trancerxn112 Would u rather wake up at 4 in the morning and get stuck on the Toilet... Viper Piss is a bitch kinda hard to get ur piss in a 1 1/2 foot crack when its goin in 13 diffrent directions! :laugh: :laugh: ***thinking of the motel scene from "Me, Myself, & Irene"*** :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by trancerxn112 Would u rather wake up at 4 in the morning and get stuck on the Toilet... Viper Piss is a bitch kinda hard to get ur piss in a 1 1/2 foot crack when its goin in 13 diffrent directions! then you'd just need a peeing room.....no point in having the bowl at all is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by synderella420 No girl wants to get up at 4:00 in the morning all tired and fall in the bowl thank you!!! :laugh: HAHA preach on sista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by fierydesire :laugh: HAHA preach on sista That sig is Da BoMb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . but what happens if the mechanism malfunctions and you get trapped in the stall with the heinous terd??. . . . ROFLMFAO:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 did any guys in here ever have the morning piss that shoots out 90 degrees to one side?? and you practically have to move to the back of the toilet in order to get it in... whats up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raman Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 the 90 degree ones are cool but by far the best are the 2 streamers. You gotta be on your toes for those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by gabo did any guys in here ever have the morning piss that shoots out 90 degrees to one side?? and you practically have to move to the back of the toilet in order to get it in... whats up with that? um.....i get that when i wake up thinking about all the wrong things........i hate that.....i have to pee bad but i can't cuz I can't get it down......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 VIPER PISSSSSSSSS lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 I am glad I am not the only one with this prob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 omfgggg you guys made this thread way too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: I am sitting here at the computer 1:30 in the morning laughing at the screen my mother thinks I am fucking nuts!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander um.....i get that when i wake up thinking about all the wrong things........i hate that.....i have to pee bad but i can't cuz I can't get it down......... :laugh: :laugh: hmmm...an age old dilemma...even leaning against the wall won't help much...sometimes you just gotta use some force, bro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 pissing with two pee streams i skinda funny. you never know wich one to aim!! what causes that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 It is called penial misdirection... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by gabo pissing with two pee streams i skinda funny. you never know wich one to aim!! what causes that ? Sex, hair, whatever...pipe's clogged...It's like when you're washing your car and stick your thumb over the nozzle while the water is shooting out... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystelbella21 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 this topic is hysterical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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