grepanelli Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by clubgodraver maybe every1's boss cracked down on CP today...its possible Don't speak of such things!!!! It would be a terrible outcome for all!!!!I could see it now!!!!. . . . . . (drifts off into a day dream). . . . The New York Times, Front Page headlines, January 11, 2002.. . . . . Today, it has been reported that yesterday more acts of violence broke out in the U.S.A. Apparently due to a nationwide ban on clubplanet at the work place, there have been multiple outbreaks of violence throughout the country. The foundation of these acts seems to be the "cult" website, known to many as "CLUBPLANET", led by the mysterious leader only known to members as "Dave". The first act of violence was in New Jersey, where "clubplanet cult" member, "grepanelli", as he calls himself, was ordered by his supervisor to log off of the website and "get to work." Upon these words, the cult member pulled out a staple gun, firing off over a hundred shots into his supervisor. Afterwards he beat him multiple times with a computer monitor, leaving him in critical condition.Onlookers say that he said that he was from the "Old Skool" and would never cower on behalf of "The 'Planet." Coincidentally, around the same hour, when most managers had rec'd the e-mail from the U.S. National Guard regarding this cult website, another member, known as "clubgodraver", also unleashed acts of violence."Clubgodraver", apparently also a long time member of the "website cult" was told to remove himself from the website and refrain from future usage of the website during his employment, which may or may not have been terminated at this point. The "clubgod" instantly became violently enraged, bledgening his manager with an envelope opener over 30 time in the chest and stomach. Fellow employees pulled him off, but the victim is said to be left in critical condition."Clubgodraver" and "grepanelli" have been detained F.B.I., (along with hundreds of other clubplanet cult members) and are being held in a maximum security prison for further questioning and awaiting trial.All of the members were said to spend much time chatting on the "cult website", apparently using tasteless and viscious humor which authorities now identify as a "code" or "tongues" as most cults would call it.Also, most of these members spent much time gathering in large conventions at various New York City Nightclubs. Among these clubs are The Roxy, World, Webster Hall, Vinyl and Exit.All of these nightclubs are currently undergoing questioning.However, the leader, or "moderator" as he called himself, "Dave" is still at large. His whereabouts unknown. It is said that he maybe be somewhere on the East Coast.This is not the end. Hundreds of members are still on the lose. The F.B.I. continues the search. . . . . . . (Shakes his head and come back to reality. . . . . . )Lol. Naaahhhhh!!! It couldn't. . . . . . . . . . could it?. . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grepanelli Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Hey, It could happen~~~!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Crackdown..... heheheheh. he said crack down..... hehehehe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubgodraver Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by tottallyoff Crackdown..... heheheheh. he said crack down..... hehehehe.... i don't get it...crack down??? whats so funny:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 grepanelli ur killing me. I had to click off 3x B4 I got to the end. cant stop:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 that was AWESOME!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Post like these is what keeps me hooked to this cult!!! LMAO:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubgodraver Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 yea that was some quality stuff...u wrote all of this at work??? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimmethabooty Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by clubgodraver yea that was some quality stuff...u wrote all of this at work??? haha yeah sumthin like that. . . (huffs on his palms and rubs his shirt)yes yes yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grepanelli Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by clubgodraver yea that was some quality stuff...u wrote all of this at work??? haha Who tha hell is gimmethabooty? LOL RolmaoUhm, yeah, i wrote it. Shit I was bored as fuck and you gave me a bright idea:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by grepanelli Also, most of these members spent much time gathering in large conventions at various New York City Nightclubs. Among these clubs are The Roxy, World, Webster Hall, Vinyl and Exit. You forgot the CRACK SHACK!!!!!!!BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotoncandydream Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 We are addictive THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubgodraver Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by ibclubbin You forgot the CRACK SHACK!!!!!!!BG the Cracktory... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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