georgym Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Raise your hand if you're SURE!::not raising hand:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 anything else would be uncivilized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 . . you're gonna love my balls . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 hold tight a little longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 don't push mecuz i'mclose tothaedgei'm tryinnot tolosemy edgeah huhhuh huh huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Stong enough for a man...made for a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 bottles of beer on the wall....99 bottles of beer...la la la...lalalala....99 bottles of beer on the walllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Ms Mary Mac Mac Mac ..All dressed in black....With silver bottons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 gave her mother forty whacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 kukaleda kukaleda ahhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Jesus of Nazareth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 He died so that you may live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Carrots chasing rabbits with chainsawsHugable teddybears with retractable razorsExploding self-councious porcelin dolls with crack habbitsSelf-serving caviar with genticly altered states of deja-vuMan bludgens himself to death with steel dildo dressedas the easter bunnyCannible cows that eat vegitarians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Angular apples accumilate accordingly around alex.Big bouncy buttons break bridges booming.Colorful cats capture cakes cunningly.Disciplined dogs dominate dumb deligations.Elephants eagerly elect elder envelopes.Fat figiting fags fondle fridged frigates.Giant galloping gargoyles grimace guests.Hairy hovering harpies haunt hospitals.Iguanas iciclize icky igloos.Jumping jackrabbits jaunt jack.Kingsize kanagroos kill kenndies.Limp lizards lick laughing lamas.Manly mice mangle mimicing mangosNice necrotic nymphos neckOctopussies obliviate octagons.Pink Pigs pilfer plumbersQuirk quickly questsRavenous raptors rotting rape Ronald Ragon.Sexy silk samuris sit solemly sulking Technological teddybears tell tadder talesUrine.... Viking vixons vow victoryWacky walruses want waxy womenX...err....fuck X..alright! lolY...cause i said so...Z...ahh my favorite...ZZzzzz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Rejoice friends!Big government is over.From now on, instead ofcommunity you will be left in the Market placeto fend for yourselvesclaw for yourselvesstab for yourselvesguard for yourselveswhat little money, savings, dignity and shelter you have left.After your jobs are downsized and exported to Mexico,tennishoes made by slaves in camps in Indonesia,computer jobs sent across the ocean to Indonesia,you will be next unless you bow down to the gar bootsand throw your benefits awayyour raises awayand this is all you have to look forward to forever and ever and ever.As more and more benefits are slashed,no more tax and spend welfare statethe windfall from tax cuts for the richis more and more people out in the cold on the street!Begging for money.And when that doesn't work,robbing peoplecar jackinghome invasioneveryone taughtthat life is so cheapthere's nothing to look forward toexcept what you can scoreand smoke and get higher.Ending welfare as we know it means third world crimeas we know it.So why is it all theseyoung people today misbehavemisbehave, misbehave?Don't they appreciate the world we've build for them?Crappy jobs,dog eat dog.No compassion in the marketplace.If you like schoolyou'll love work.Instead they ditch workand hang out on the street:young cultureyoung hooliganson tv anyway and in the newspaper.More and more peoplewill poor in the streetas their rents go up and job opportunities go down.So we have to keep them downbefore they rise up and burn ourhouse of cards to the ground.It's just the cost of doing businessin third world countries where we keep the peasants down.We have to live in armed compounds with armed guards,play tennis at gunpoint.A different route to work behind bullet proof glass each day,but hey, the more the hoards hate you the morestatus you have.Why not do this with the whole world?with GAT treaties, downsizing but what about those god damned hooligans in the street?We stole their future.It's all their fault!We must lock them up,but there is no room in the jailsso the best way is to sweep them away,make every home a prison today.Curfew, CurfewWho cares how much our leaders are corupt, as long as they are tough on crime?CurfewKeep them away!CurfewNo longer unauthorized activity.You can't leave the home without an electronic ankle bracelet.Young offenders must be tagged and watched at all times.Tag their parents with bracelets too if they don't obey!For that matter tag them at work and make them stay.The main enemyterrorist threatis your own children.Think about it:The music they listen to that tells them the world is bad.It's the songs that are the problemnot the violence outside.Keep them locked up!Keep them in Curfew!Put them away!Don't let them out!We are tougher on crimebefore the election.We want a national lawestablishing children's bedtimes.Bedtime PatrolWe'll check up on you.Bedtime PatrolMake sure that your bracelet is on.The nanny state,to reach down your pants and check and see if you've been moistening yourself with any unauthorized substance without permission.Tag them!Curfew them!Keep them down!Keep them at home!To schoolto rent a video on the way homeand stay homejust like at work.Do not gather after dark.Curfew!It's such a family oriented word,a much more acceptable smiling soft word,a much more palletable conceptthan Marshall Law.Put your bracelets on.You are safer when you are watched.Don't go outside.You will set the alarm off!Curfew Foreverand ever and evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 i need to get blunted with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing But Jam Master's gettin loose and D.M.C.'s the king Cause he's adult entertainer Child educator Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest Perfect timin when I'm climbin I'm a rhymin apparatus Lot of guts When he cuts Girls move their butts His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay Jay's like King Midas as I was told Everything that he touched turned to gold He's the greatest of the greater get it straight He's great Playing fame cause his name is known in every state His name is Jay To see him play Will make you say God damn that DJ made my day Like the butcher the baker The candlestick maker He's a maker a breaker And a title taker Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe If cuts were kids he would be you Not lyin y'all he's the best I know And if I lie my nose will grow Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio And you all know how the story go Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good We're Run-D.M.C. got a beef to settle D's not Hansel he's not Gretel Jay's a winner Not a beginner His pockets get fat others get thinner Jump on Jay like cows jump moons People chase Jay like dish and spoon And like all fairy tales end You'll see Jay again my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Hey Kris, Isn't free association usually under a page??? I mean... we know you have some deep thoughts... but comon.... Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bearfuzzy wuzzy had no hairfuzzy wuzzy wuz'nt so fuzzy wuzzy wuz he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by joeg Hey Kris, Isn't free association usually under a page??? I mean... we know you have some deep thoughts... but comon.... Time something someone said reminded me of that diddy by jello biafra, which was actually his campaign speech when he ran for president... (believe it!)besidesthis is free associationTHERE ARE NO RULES JOE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by gothzane X...err....fuck X..alright! lolwell FUCK YOU TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by thehacker something someone said reminded me of that diddy by jello biafra, which was actually his campaign speech when he ran for president... (believe it!)besidesthis is free associationTHERE ARE NO RULES JOE well fuck me in the ass and call me a bitch!i didnt know there were no rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Dead kennedys rule!my favorite quote..even though its kinda gayFrom the movie Three to Tango"Dont make me make you my prison bitch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 hanes invader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I did it all for the leccy the leccy....smooch her down to the neckydont forget that itchy backdont forget that itchey backyeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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