synderella420 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by xpander This thread reminded me that my toilet kicks like a mule....You have to close that sucker down before you flush it (literally) Yeah I bet... you dont want that dirty shit water hitting you in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by synderella420 Yeah I bet... you dont want that dirty shit water hitting you in the face I was thinking of hitting the ass.....WHAT KIND OF CRACKHEAD TOILET DO YOU HAVE?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Well I was thinking if you are watching the shit to make sure it goes down and the toilet is all fucked up that water will be splish splashing hitting you in the face:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 while we're on the subject of water splashing up, let's not forget the convenient and *refreshing* self-cleaning shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by brooklynkid while we're on the subject of water splashing up, let's not forget the convenient and *refreshing* self-cleaning shit... :laugh: yeah but that one might require some extra... drying effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by xpander I was thinking of hitting the ass.....WHAT KIND OF CRACKHEAD TOILET DO YOU HAVE?!?! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 shitting at a party or a friends house:anyone ever beach one? how embarrassing. i mean, pretty much all u can do is leave the party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 You have to be careful taking a shit at someones elses house.. Cuz when you flush and see that water moving really dam slow you know you are standing over the bowl dripping with sweat omg please go down dammit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest funkysoul Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by synderella420 I have a problem I need help with. Every time I have a bowel movement, I am always wiping myself for hours afterwords. It seems I can never either empty my bowels all the way or my sphincter is not helping my rectum stay closed. My stools are sorta loose. When I get a good hard stool, things are fine. HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE!!!!! damn!! thats a really shitty problem!!!....heheh Just kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by barvybe shitting at a party or a friends house:anyone ever beach one? how embarrassing. i mean, pretty much all u can do is leave the party truly, my absolute worst nightmare, more than death, is reliving the bathroom scene from "Dumb & Dumber" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by funkysoul damn!! thats a really shitty problem!!!....heheh Just kidding! :laugh: Well lets just thank god it isnt a real problem lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by barvybe shitting at a party or a friends house:anyone ever beach one? how embarrassing. i mean, pretty much all u can do is leave the party friend 'o mine visited once and it was like a goddam crime scene and we jetting off to the hardware store to pick all manner of cleaning supplies in a big damn hurry before my roomies caught 'wind' of what had happened.OY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 You mean it like splattered everywhere all over the walls and shit lmao!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Can we unanimously agree that one of the suckiest situations is the bathroom with the broken lock? Especially when you have no wingman to stand guard outside. I think my body goes into total lockdown mode at that point...*nothing leaves* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Holy fucking shit!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!I know exactly what you mean it just wont come out :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 This is one of the funniest threads in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by brooklynkid truly, my absolute worst nightmare, more than death, is reliving the bathroom scene from "Dumb & Dumber" OMG.......that is worse than "beaching" (thanks for the mental image Pete....:barf: )What's even worse is if you have to repeat the scene IN A PORT-O-POTTY......NEAR THE END OF A SHOW.......omg.....the embarassment........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 well, i have a friend that was at a party at this girls apt. and she did something really bad that pissed him off, so he beached on on purpose and then lit outta there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by barvybe well, i have a friend that was at a party at this girls apt. and she did something really bad that pissed him off, so he beached on on purpose and then lit outta there Now see, I would think that takes skill.......Cuz I wouldn't be able to just "pull one out of the old digestive tract" like that...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 another bummer is when the bathroom and/or the surrounding area is just too damned quiet. It's all about aural redirection....*courtesy flush* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by synderella420 You mean it like splattered everywhere all over the walls and shit lmao!! :laugh: not really but, um... overflowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by xpander Now see, I would think that takes skill.......Cuz I wouldn't be able to just "pull one out of the old digestive tract" like that...... u'r rightbut i think that this can be more about placement and slope of the bowl than sizebeaching isn't the same as cloggingbeaching is when its just stuck to the side of the bowl and flushing doesn't help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by barvybe well, i have a friend that was at a party at this girls apt. and she did something really bad that pissed him off, so he beached on on purpose and then lit outta there oh, now that's class! that guy sounds like a complete and total loser!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 LOLwell yes and noi mean he's actually a really sweet and funny guyjust doesn't like confrontationand she did something really...err...shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by barvybe LOLwell yes and noi mean he's actually a really sweet and funny guyjust doesn't like confrontationand she did something really...err...shitty. come on pete, fess up; it was you, wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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