dgmodel Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 a man is driving home from a bar one night when a cop pulls him over."Been drinking a litlle tonight,sir?" the cop asked. "HOw could you tell?" the man respond."Was I weaving all over the road?" "no",replies the policeman. " You were driving just fine. It was the ugly chick in the passenger seat that gave it away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 i'll get pulled over for dwi all the time if that was the case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 lol... why you have an ugly chick fetish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 my crew always said puss is puss, its our motto.but seriously, just fucking around. if its an ugly chick i tell her to drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 im off to bed... about to take a sleeping pill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 oops.. thought this was the "..." thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 lol, I don't know whats funnier, his joke, or magilicuti's response... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by joeg lol, I don't know whats funnier, his joke, or magilicuti's response... lol. hahahah, i agreepeace outgianni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 . . . that's why I only date squirrels . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . that's why I only date squirrels . . . good call, you can never play it too safe, and squirrels are immune to most human diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 squirrels don't play games, good call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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