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A blonde joke

One morning a blonde called her boyfriend and said “Please come over and help me. I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to start it.”

“What is it a puzzle of?” he asked. She said “from the picture on the box, it’s a tiger”. He figures that he is pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment or two, then studies the box.

He then turns to her and says “First, no matter what I do, I am not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger.”

“Second, I’d advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

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A blonde joke

One morning a blonde called her boyfriend and said “Please come over and help me. I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to start it.”

“What is it a puzzle of?” he asked. She said “from the picture on the box, it’s a tiger”. He figures that he is pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment or two, then studies the box.

He then turns to her and says “First, no matter what I do, I am not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger.”

“Second, I’d advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

:laugh: :laugh:

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