gropasaurus Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Alas, your idol has expanded to the Miami cp message boards. Metropolitan Guidettes, Staten lsland Monsters, Luscious Long Islanders and all of you Strippers...I hope you've been taking care of those silicon enhanced tight and deeply tanned little bodies of yours for GROPASAURUS. I've groped and been groped by plenty of you in the off season, whether I was in Vegas at Bebe's and Drais, Miami at Level and Bed, Italy at the various clubs on the island of Rimini, NJ at Joey's, Bunkas & Casbah or here in NYC at Eugene's, Lotus, Pangea, Spa, Float, Halo...etc., and all of the other places I grace with my presence. I must say that while I did come across some outstanding specimens, I was disappointed to an extent regarding the quality and condition some of you appeared to be in. I blame most of it on those Middle Eastern scums of the earth and the absolutely horrific economic environment, but then again I packed on 10 more pounds of lean muscle (naturally of course), reduced my body fat to 8%, developed an absolutely amazing tan and improved my wardrobe to the point that anything not D&G, Gucci, Versace, Emporio Armani or BCBG was donated tp the Young Guidos of America charity, one I proudly sit on the Board of Directors for. Therefore, I urge each of you to drag yourselves to the gym, tanning/hair/nail salon, plastic surgeon and local guidette monster retail stores to prepare for the upcoming opportunity to meet me. As for all of you preppy Guido worshipping pussies out there...I hope at least some of you came to your senses and decided to apply for admission into THE ALLIANCE in this new year of 2002!!! However, I must warn you that THE ALLIANCE has grown and expanded globally at multiples beyond human recognition, so the consideration process will be even more difficult than it already was. All right, that's all for now, I need to go flex in front of the mirrors and admire how gorgeous I am while my assistants look at me in awe in this ridiculous corner office they gave me last summer...and to answer any of your questions out there...yes, I'm just that damn good. -GROPASAURUS, CEG (Chief Executive Guido) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 and wtf is the point of this? has your head exploded yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 This is like Twilight Zone shit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 lol....I think I saw your calf implant surgery on MTV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esance Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Sorry Shroomy,I'm not sure, becouse I could have sworn he was getting his penis enlargement on Discovery Health.....wasn't it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 GROPASAURUS ~ Wow, I wish I had that much time to sit around and dream up shit like that.. Some little fantasy world you live in there buddy.. LOL:laugh: Lola:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 WTF??? Who is this guy??? I thought I saw it all... I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 He's what we call target practice when I'm out driving. Just think of the PC game Carmageddon "Dropped like a stone, 800 credits!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Gropasaurus or Tarantasaurus Rex whatever species you are?What kinda drugs you taking these days?Good Lord that was close to a movie scrip there,You must be in the show biz of course, Or are you just a greaseball Guido wanna be?Hey Shmu How You Doing? Where are ya guidettes at? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 You ignorant fools have much to learn!!! I will be optimistically patient for the time being...you'll appreciate my GREATNESS sooner than you think.Naomi, talk to me you sex monster!!! I'll make you my queen bee if you meet the requirements...-SEX-MASTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 :laugh: Neomi Sex Monster? lol...lol.....So Gropasurus is a PLAYA lookin for Play lol......... Time to lite the Doobie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by gropasaurus You ignorant fools have much to learn!!! I will be optimistically patient for the time being...you'll appreciate my GREATNESS sooner than you think.Naomi, talk to me you sex monster!!! I'll make you my queen bee if you meet the requirements...-SEX-MASTER :laugh: You have too much time on your hands. Believe me not only do I meet the requirements but with one go around with me and I will leave you spinning in circles. You won't know whether you are coming or going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 what a pathetic thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I can't believe I actually read his whole post..... I'm so mad at myself..... Who is this guy???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 lmao mimid! lololol i was thinking the same exact thing as reached the bottom of the thread...wtf is all this?!?!? lol... that gropasaurus is a crazy kid imo..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by sunnyhost lmao mimid! lololol i was thinking the same exact thing as reached the bottom of the thread...wtf is all this?!?!? lol... that gropasaurus is a crazy kid imo..... I agree my dear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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