notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Really shit?! i actualy like them too. Ask clubangel or club kitty or tempkid they have all seen me do them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 But at least you drink like a man. You can't respect a man who doesn't know how to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 hahha thanks i think Its funny hows threads slowly change topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 So last night I went out and did massive damage to my liver. I wound up at an illegal loft party in patterson that kicked the shit out of any club I've been to in months as far as girls and having a good time. So now I'm hung over so badly I just yelled at the little chinese man downstairs for hammering something. The nerve of him hammering at noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydnie Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 u going to the cruise? u know who else is going? and hey, we're up for that shot of whiskey and anything else they have on board... is it open bar??? grrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sydnie u going to the cruise? u know who else is going? and hey, we're up for that shot of whiskey and anything else they have on board... is it open bar??? grrrrr SHiiiit yeah i wanted to go but i cant becuase i have to work till 8!!sux have fun though and drink one for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 SCORE!You my friend are a party animal! Last night i was chillen with Richard Greako Where you going suday night? Originally posted by boywonder77 So last night I went out and did massive damage to my liver. I wound up at an illegal loft party in patterson that kicked the shit out of any club I've been to in months as far as girls and having a good time. So now I'm hung over so badly I just yelled at the little chinese man downstairs for hammering something. The nerve of him hammering at noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saynotodrama Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sin-sational Laided-hmmmm do you always speak in past tense!I'm certainly not the one who needs it -aren't you the one waiting for prince charming-theres no shame in male escorts sweetie:hump: OH MY GOD!!! LMAO!!! Sin..When do evening classes begin??? Sign ME UP!!! Long time no see... I forgot what you look like! What do you only show that beautiful face around Tempts??? Only 14 weeks to go, but who's counting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
factory156 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sin-sational "SLUT"But Happy Valentine's Day to you and your vibrator! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-sational Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Miss you much SayNO!I haven't been out much but I was out Friday where were you at?Yeah I used to offer classes on sarchasm but if this clown needs a lesson in spelling than the CP Moderator is going to have pay me double!!She's just an easy target thats why I can't help ruin her day.These amateurs don't know but the oldschoolers do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sin-sational She's just an easy target thats why I can't help ruin her day.These amateurs don't know but the oldschoolers do! RUIN MY DAY. . . Thats will be the day when a fucken FLAT CHEST SLUT RUINS MY DAY. . . That remark just made my day. . . THANKS. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydnie Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by notallthere SHiiiit yeah i wanted to go but i cant becuase i have to work till 8!!sux have fun though and drink one for me!! so what else do you drink? me and my gf we'll be drinking for two! we're doing the bar hop after the cruise swing by centro and groove , spa n' shampu... i think we have time to hit all those bars... lol don't worry, we'll be doing shots at each stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 I'm pretty fuckin drunk so I decide the best thing I can do is head to a bar. I go up to this lit up dance club and cut the line. Everyone is like mumbling and groaning about the fact that I am trying to walk right in and the bouncer grabs me by the back of the collar and asks me where do I think I'm going. I'm like, "Fucked if I know where I'm going but I know where you're going... you're going night night!" I wind up and throw a punch at the bouncer straight as his dumb head. He grabs my arm mid air and spins me around pushing my face into the wall and raises my arm to the breaking point. He's asking me if I just took a swing at him and if I was crazy. The crowd is starting to get into it and is cheering him on. He's definitely enjoying the limelight of practicing his profession.I tell him how I was going to smash him in the face but I decided against it at the last minute because I didn't want his AIDS. He pushes my arm up even farther and the crowd is laughing it up- I feel the shoulder muscle begin to tear and the bone start to bend. The bouncer asks me to repeat what I said. My face is scraping skin along the side of the brick and I mumble out... "I didn't smash you in your face cause I didn't want your fucking gross AIDS!" The crowd was cheering me on now for standing up to this goon and I guess it pissed him off enough to break my arm. Cause thats what he did. The bone cracked audibly and the crowd shut their fuckin mouths.Nothing like a good bone break to quiet a scene. The bouncer pushed me to the ground and I landed on my broken arm. Talk about fuckin ow way ow. As I lay face down absorbing the pain, I felt my bowels give way to diarrhea and it splattered up the back of my jeans. I heard shouts from the crowd like, "Hey man! You didn't have to break his fuckin arm!" and "Ew! The mother fucker shit his pants!" Also I think one of my ribs was bruised because I landed hard on my gun butt. With my good arm I reached into the inside of my jacket and gripped the handle and slowly pulled it from my coat keeping it concealed by my body. I push myself to my feet and spin toward the crowd with the gun at arms length right in the bouncers face. My broken arm dangles crookedly at my side as I watch the crowd scatter.The gun is six inches from the bouncers head and he looks real surprised. He starts begging and shaking and drops to his knees asking me for his life. I have to deny him that and I squeeze the trigger. His major chunk of brain explodes from the back of his head and he looks up at me with this blank stare. I pump another bullet into his open head and blow the top portion of his skull clean off. The crowd is running and screaming bumping into each other scattering from the reality of a guy actually killing someone. Alot of murder witness virgins I take it. I point the gun into the crowd and start firing away. People are dropping, scattering, dying, shocking, bleeding, groaning, freaking, stumbling, pushing, crawling, and showing their insides. Me? Laughing. Laughing like Santa Claus giving out gifts on Christmas - except these fuckers aint getting no toy trains. Theyre getting a silver slug to take home to their new home which is the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Notallthere, are you stressed about something lately??? All u have been talking about is killing, killing and more killing!! :confused: Calm down!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 I dunnooo dibs Just been a long week. shit and this fucking day will not fucking end!!!!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhEH Ill be ok thoughthanks for askingHows things with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by notallthere I dunnooo dibs Just been a long week. shit and this fucking day will not fucking end!!!!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhEH Ill be ok thoughthanks for askingHows things with you? Weeks almost over. Everythings ok with me. But cann't wait till this day is over, so much hostility every where I go. I have seen so many people get into fights today over the stupidest things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone77 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Happy V-day to you as well although this holiday sux ....Late J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by kettleone77 Happy V-day to you as well although this holiday sux ....Late J Hey, Happy Valentines Day!!There is nothing wrong with the holiday, just treat it like another day. Go out, have fun and that's it. Thats what I'm doing, and I'm having a great day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenbitch Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 This is what I miss, some good old fashioned fur flying!! YOU GO SIN!!! Thats my girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailbrak Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 argh!!! Do not get me started on this vile holiday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by hailbrak argh!!! Do not get me started on this vile holiday! Hey, like I told kettleone77 treat it like any other day, go out and have fun. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailbrak Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Let's put it this way...I was supposed to get married in like 2 months...as of last Sat., i'm not :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by hailbrak Let's put it this way...I was supposed to get married in like 2 months...as of last Sat., i'm not :/ I'm sorry:( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailbrak Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 No worries. Better now than after I'm married.Look out ladies, that crazy school teacher is on the prowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by hailbrak No worries. Better now than after I'm married.Look out ladies, that crazy school teacher is on the prowl! Dude getting married is for hookers and fat people you dodged a bullet by the way you have the best icon space ghost rulesQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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