Guest danni133 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Guys, this is TOO funny! This penis wants a payrise!I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1) I do physical labor 2) I work at great depths 3) I plunge head first into everything I do 4) I do not get weekends off or public holidays 5) I work in a damp environment 6) I don't get paid overtime 7) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8) I work in high temperatures 9) My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1) You do not work 8 hours straight 2) You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3) You do not always follow the orders of the management team 3) You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. 4) You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working 5) You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift 6) You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing 7) You'll retire well before reaching 65 8) You're unable to work double shifts 9) You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work 10) And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest danni133 Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 *bump*~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest danni133 Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Roniness I knew you'd like it! hehe~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Originally posted by danni133 Roniness I knew you'd like it! hehe~Danielle and how'd ya know:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Roniness.I've been stalking ya via the sex board ~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 damn i think my penis deserves a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by danni133 Roniness.I've been stalking ya via the sex board ~Danielle And apparently never noticed its RoninMess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 yo... no one ever gets ur name right... wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 LMAO Danni that is toooooo good!Bwahahahah two suspicious bags! hahahahahaha :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Aly.I knew you'd like that! heheRoninmess.THERE! muah~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by linabina yo... no one ever gets ur name right... wtf Seriously wtf!Originally posted by danni133 Aly.I knew you'd like that! heheRoninmess.THERE! muah~Danielle Yeah yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by roninmess Seriously wtf!Yeah yeah You'll be saying that when your on top of me also~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by danni133 You'll be saying that when your on top of me also~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by danni133 You'll be saying that when your on top of me also~Danielle Hey, I thought that was supposed to be *ME*!!! grrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Hey, I thought that was supposed to be *ME*!!! grrrrrrr nope..... ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by roninmess nope..... ME! Attention Aly and Ron (Vixenfoxxy and Roninmess): You both may have me. Do NOT fight as there is no need! As for anyone who thinks I talk shit, ask Aly she knows I'm a fiery chica. Or just be at the Lepoard Lounge on Thurs and you'll see me and my girl do some crazy shit. Ron you're ass is mine! Aly you know you're mine when you get back to NY..~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by danni133 Attention Aly and Ron (Vixenfoxxy and Roninmess): You both may have me. Do NOT fight as there is no need! As for anyone who thinks I talk shit, ask Aly she knows I'm a fiery chica. Or just be at the Lepoard Lounge on Thurs and you'll see me and my girl do some crazy shit. Ron you're ass is mine! Aly you know you're mine when you get back to NY..~Danielle Once again.... lemme see a damn pic already lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by roninmess Once again.... lemme see a damn pic already lol Sent~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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