elementx Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 "THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME"1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M&M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airatomic Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Play around with those pricing slits... they come out very easily, so a $10.99 item can "instantly" become $1.99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by gmccookny Play around with those pricing slits... they come out very easily, so a $10.99 item can "instantly" become $1.99 And how often are wee shopping there ??? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalondon3 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 #15.. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 i just play video games till my moms is done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. LOL!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helixx Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 now i have something to do this weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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