LavenderMenace Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Theological ExplanationAfter three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve."So, how is everything going?" inquired God."It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsetsare breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just this one problem.It is these three breasts that you have given me.The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they are a real pain." reported Eve.And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., that she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced", as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden."Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?""Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part.You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right, how could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that useless boob?"Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that businessabout the rib? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 HAHA! Very cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 lol now that explains everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboardr2 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 HEYI am NONOT A USELESS BOOB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 I am not a boob to begin with. well, may be sometimes.... but definitely not useless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 . . . . I find it comforting in a way to know that my kind was spawned from a useless teat . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 well, all I can say is:That's one boob's opinion.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by phuturephunk [b teat . .. HA!!!! where's brooklyn mike when you need him.swinging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by lavendermenace HA!!!! where's brooklyn mike when you need him.swinging god i love teats:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by lavendermenace Theological ExplanationAfter three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve."So, how is everything going?" inquired God."It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsetsare breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just this one problem.It is these three breasts that you have given me.The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they are a real pain." reported Eve.And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., that she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced", as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden."Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?""Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part.You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right, how could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that useless boob?"Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that businessabout the rib? Good one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboardr2 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 so if men are disgarted (sp) boobs... try imagine a lifeszie boo iwth arms and legs. ???one cannibal talks to another canniubal while eating a human... he says "this taste funny to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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