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Here are a few examples of before and after you fall in love:

BEFORE - You take my breath away

AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating

BEFORE - Twice a night

AFTER - Twice a month

BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation

AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever

AFTER - Monday Night Football

BEFORE - Don't stop

AFTER - Don't start

BEFORE - Is that all you're having?

AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream

AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm

BEFORE - $60/doz.

AFTER - $1.50/stem

BEFORE - Turbocharged

AFTER - Jumpstart

BEFORE - We agree on everything

AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

BEFORE - Victoria's Secret

AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom

BEFORE - Charming and Noble

AFTER - Chernobyl

BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs

AFTER - Ball and chain


AFTER - Idle

BEFORE - I love a woman with curves

AFTER - I never said you were fat

BEFORE - He's completely lost without me

AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

BEFORE - Time stood still

AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere

BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino

AFTER - Bagel and instant

BEFORE - You look so seductive in black

AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing

BEFORE - Oysters

AFTER - Fishsticks

BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other

AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

BEFORE - Passion

AFTER - Ration

BEFORE - Once upon a time

AFTER - The end

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