dgmodel Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I prefer brunettes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I'm Blonde....Well..."Bottle Blonde" that is;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by totallytrance I prefer brunettes.... i'm been liking brunettes for awhile, got bored of blondes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by magilicuti i'm been liking brunettes for awhile, got bored of blondes. Yeah...I feel like brunettes have a more exotic look, blondes= white skin + blonde hair = too pale and all the same... no offense to the blondes though...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by magilicuti i'm been liking brunettes for awhile, got bored of blondes. Im not inTo Blondes either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxx330 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 nice joke, but blondes are still hottt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by maxx330 nice joke, but blondes are still hottt. ~~~yes we r!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by sexxyh ~~~yes we r!!!!!!! Yeah well but we are HOTTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 mmmm, redheads.**instantparalysis*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by thehacker mmmm, redheads.**instantparalysis*** ...yeah like the girl in my sig...now she's hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxoticduo Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 just remember for those who like brunettes more... under most blondes is a brunette ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by xxxoticduo just remember for those who like brunettes more... under most blondes is a brunette ;) hehehehe...true...unless you're in Germany or Norway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primofizz Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 what do you call a blonde with two brian cells?Pregnant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by primofizz what do you call a blonde with two brian cells?Pregnant! what do you call a brunette that spells the word brain like "brian"?primofizz! Just KiDDing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 well am also a bottle blonde, I am a natural brunette, but I tend to change my hair color every two weeks lol...I'm thinkin of red again ...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airatomic Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 brunettes r hotter imo cuz they r more exotic looking... but there are some blondes (Scandinavia, Germany...) tha r sooo fucke gorgeous...Victoria Silvestedt... :jawdrop: BUY THE NEW MAXIM JUST FOR HER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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