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Subject: Fw: BAR HOPPING

Two guys wanted to go drinking,

but they only had a dollar between them.

One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and had a sudden inspiration.

He spent the dollar on a hot dog.

He threw the bun away, and stuffed the

hot dog down his underwear.

"We're gonna walk into the bar, order beers and drink them down.

When the bartender asks for payment, I'm gonna stick this hot dog out my fly and you're gonna drop to your knees and start sucking on it.

The bartender will be so grossed out that he'll immediately thow us out of the bar," said the guy.

They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm.

After the seventh bar, they were both extremely drunk. One of them started complaining, "Sheesh, I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my


His companion slurred, "You think you got problems?

I lost the hot dog four bars ago!"

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