xxlea Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan apeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said,"Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I couldcause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 haha thats horrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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