chula22 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 ~ Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the sofa with your feet up, eating it anyway.~ Martha's way #2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.Real Women's Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.~ Martha's way #3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.Real Women's Way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.~ Martha's way #4: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix up."Real Women's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's just too bad. Please recite with me: The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.~ Martha's way #5: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.Real Women's Way: Celery? What's that?~ Martha's way #6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.Real Women's Way: The Mrs. Smith Frozen Pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't do it.~ Martha's way #7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.Real Women's Way: Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache anymore, it's you are now BLIND!~ Martha's way #8: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.Real Women's Way: Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.And finally the most important tip......~ Martha's way #9: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.Real Women's Way: Leftover wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 BBWWAAHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!I knew she wasn't human. Too funny Chula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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