synderella420 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.He sits down next to her and asks her, "Can we have sex?""No," she replies, "I am married to God."She stands up and gets off at the next stop.The bus driver, who overheard the conversation, turns to the hippie and says, "I can tell you how you can have sex with her!""Yeah?" says the hippie."Yeah!" says the bus driver."She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight, to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."The hippie decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetery,dressed as suggested, on the next Tuesday night."I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about hisface."Have sex with me."The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish."Ha-ha!" he cries. "I am the hippie!""Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 too funny. . . :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidxtc Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 ha! with the punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender84 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedragon Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.He sits down next to her and asks her, "Can we have sex?""No," she replies, "I am married to God."She stands up and gets off at the next stop.The bus driver, who overheard the conversation, turns to the hippie and says, "I can tell you how you can have sex with her!""Yeah?" says the hippie."Yeah!" says the bus driver."She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight, to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."The hippie decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetery,dressed as suggested, on the next Tuesday night."I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about hisface."Have sex with me."The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish."Ha-ha!" he cries. "I am the hippie!""Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty0108 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 lololol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 OMG that is wrong! JK it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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