crobra Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 My friend sent me this joke:Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having,for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein."This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."THE AXIS PANDEMICInternational reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable. With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister, Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roha3000 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Shouldn't you be studying for FSA you jackass. Instead you waste your time typing out long boring jokes and miss really cool events...ehem....baktun...cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mugwump Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 lol*that's just plain out wrongyou sick bastard..NOW GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 LMFAO!saw this the day after bush made that stupid ass speech...still gets me rolling though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by roha3000 Shouldn't you be studying for FSA you jackass. Instead you waste your time typing out long boring jokes and miss really cool events...ehem....baktun...cough I'm studying - I wish I could make it to baktun tonight - PVD, S&D, Oakie, Nicke Warren, Deep Dish, DT - everyone is spinning there tonight!!! lol :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I saw a big ass chalk writing on 33rd & Park the other day that said "Axis of Evil Must Die" Weirdos out there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakbeatz2 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 this must be the FUNNIEST thing i have read in a looooong time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chagen Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 "...within minutes, France surrendered." I work with Frenchies and like them in general, but that's funny. they pride themselves in being toughasses, so it's especially indicting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 ah... it's been a while since i've heard some intelligent humor... seems to be tough to find these days...thanx=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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