monsterguido46 Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 FIND OUT IF YOU A TRUE GUIDO!!! TAKE MY PERSONAL TEST, THEN ADD THE SCORES AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!! YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR GEL---------5 PTS YOU HAVE A PRIMER FOR YOUR HAIR--------3PTS YOUR GET YOUR HAIR CUT ONCE EVERY TEN DAYS----4 POINTS YOU HAVE CHOPS------2PTS YOU USE PALMADE BY CREW-----6PTS YOU GET EYEBROWS WAXED EVERY TWO WEEKS----5PTS GO TANNING 2 OR MORE TIMES A WEEK----6PTS SHOP AT FCUK, DIESEL, BANANA REPUBLIC----4PTS SHOP AT D&G, ARMANI EXCHANGE, OR VERSACE----8 PTS SHOP AT LE CHATUE, PROGRESS OR BANG BANG----- MINUS 10 PTS WORK OUT 5 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM------7 PTS FLEX IN MIRROR AFTER EVERY EXERCISE------3PTS LOOK AT YOURSELF IN EVERY REFLECTION POSSIBLE TO SEE HAIR—6PTS FIX HAIR AT LEAST 5TIMES A DAY---2PTS HAVE FLEXED ABS IN ROXY OR SF MIRRORS----8 PTS KISSED BICEPS IN PUBLIC-----5PTS FLEXED TRICEP AT BAR WAITING FOR DRINK----7 PTS FLEXED BACK FOR GIRLS STANDING BEHIND YOU-----3PTS OWN PAIR OF ALDO, PRADA, OR KENNETH COLE SHOES----4PTS HAVE OWNED A MUSTANG, CAMARO, SUV, FIREBIRD, GRAND AM OR GRAND PRIX--------9PTS HAVE DONE AT LEAST 5 CYCLES OF JUICE------10PTS HAVE DONE GROWTH HARMONE----5PTS GET MONTHLY MANICURES-----6PTS HAVE A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS----3 PTS HAVE 5DIFFERENT COLOR WIFE BEATERS------8PTS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES MUST BE BRONX TALE, GODFATHER, CASINO OR THE LAST DON-----5PTS WEAR CUT OFF SHIRTS 90% OF THE TIME YOU GO OUT-----4PTS HAVE BEEN SHIRTLESS AT SF, ROXY OR EXIT-----7PTS HAVE DONE OVER 50 HITS IN LIFE TIME---3PTS HAVE FINISHED A LICK IN ONE WEEKEND-----10PTS HAVE BEEN IN A G HOLE-----7PTS FAVORITE FOOD STORE IS VITAMIN SHOPPE---6PTS OWN MORE THAN 3 TURTLENECKS-----5PTS YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS YOU OWN FASHION THAT HAS AEROCROMBIE, BRITCHES, AEROPOSTALE, OR OLD NAVY----MINUS 20PTS OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST Wear Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs----6 pts OWN 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF ADIDAS PANTS-----9PTS YOU ONLY LIKE HOUSE MUSIC------7PTS YOU OWN EVERY MONDO MUSIC TAPE MADE-----20PTS YOU HAVE HAD A DRINK WITH DAVE MONDO HIMSELF----14PTS YOU GROPE GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----12PTS YOU GET GROPED MY GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----15PTS YOUR FAVORITE PANTS ON A GIRL IS WHITE-----5PTS YOU WEAR D&G, ARMANI AQUA, JEAN PAUL OR PLEASURES---8PTS YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR OF CAVARICCI’S----20PTS YOU HAVE BEEN TO TEMPTS EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER—10 PTS YOU HAVE BEEN TO DJ;S EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER---10PTS YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, DELI, TANNING SALON OR LANDSCAPING-----10 PTS YOU LIVE IN LODI, STATEN ISLAND, LITTLE FERRY, SADDLE BROOK-8PTS YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERY MAJOR NJ CLUB 5 TIMES-----8 PTS YOU WENT TO TEMPTS THEN TO SF THEN TO SURF CLUB IN A 24 TIME FRAMEHOUR WITH OUT SLEEP---10PTS YOUR 28 AND STILL LIVE AT HOME----10 PTS YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT-----4PTS YOU EAT MOZZARELLA AND ROASTED PEPPERS ON A DAILY BASIS---4PTS YOU HAVE SUNDAY DINNERS WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 2PM----10PTS YOU HAVE TO EAT BREAD AT EVERY MEAL-----5PTS YOU LOVE RED BULLS----5PTS YOU MOVE YOUR HAND BACK AND FORTH WHEN YOUR BULLSHITTIN SOMEONE---6PTS YOUR HAIRY----5PTS YOUR HAIRLESS---5PTS YOU STILL LOVE PUMPIN YOUR FIST TO RELENTLESS ( A DENNY FAVORITE)---8PTS YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND---6PTS YOU BUYS CLOTHES FOR EVERYWEEKEND---5PTS YOU PRAY ROXY FIRDAYS RETURN---12 PTS YOU NEED JOEYS IN CLIFTON ONCE A WEEK-----7PTS DINERO, DICE MAN, PESCI, PACCINO, SINATRA ARE ONE OF YOUR IDLES----7PTS YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE----4PTS YOU HAVE A BMW, AUDI OR LEXUS-----3PTS YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS YOU WALK AROUND FLEXED AT ALL TIMES-----4PTS YOU LIVE FOR SAN GENEROS FESTIVAL IN SEPT---5PTS YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL, ANTHONY, JOSEPH, PETER, PAUL, ANGELO, FRANK OR VINNIE----7PTS YOU LIFT WEIGHTS BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU LOOK PUMPED---10PTS YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS TOTAL OF 500 TOTAL PINTS CAN BE EARNED!!!!!! 1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US 50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL 100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE 150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH 250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US 300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS 350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF 400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS CANT TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-jay® Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 I guess I'm not a guido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfspikes2envy Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 I SCORED 348943832948 POINTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 that doesn't surprise me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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