thesandman Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Sorry, but the best quotes come from Comic Book Guy and Kent Brockman:Millhouse: Can I use the bathroomComic BG: NO YOU MAY NOOOT, the bathroom is for PAYING cutomers onlyMillhouse: How much is that pictureComic BG: (Sigh) That is a rare picture of Roger Moore autographed by Sean Conery, it is worth 500 dollars...Kent Brockman: "The bogus pope can easily be identified by his enormously foul mouth and high top sneakers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Grandpa: We must kill the boy!Marge: How did you know he was a vampire?Grandpa: He's a vampire?! Aaaahhhh!!!Grandpa: Death stalks you at every turn! You see...(points at Maggie)..DEATH!Lisa: Grandpa thats Maggie!Grandpa: Oh sorry Lisa, you see..(points at cat)..DEATH!Lisa: Thats just the cat!Grandpa: Oh sorry, Lisa...(points at Maggie)...DEATH!Lisa: Thats Maggie again!Grandpa: Oh sorry. Hehe. Its just that at my age..(points out window)...DEATH!!!!!!Marge: Is Nelson not that smart?Bart: He's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I'm in.Ms. Crubable (sp): Ok class this is a series of standardized tests. Remember try not to do so well because the worse your scores are the more funding we get.Springfield Supreme Court Judge: I'm tired of you hershey highwaymen stuffing your goods down our pieholes!Kent Brockman: Thanks to Homer Simpson, we will all be taking golden showers. Hey! Whats so funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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