mugwump Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Well what can I say..I listen to Breakz, Kraftwerk, Techno D&Band electro (about as far from OZZY rock as it gets)But damnit if I haven't fallen in lovewith the Osbournes....I am an addict to this show!It's like the best godamn thing to everair on Mtv in the "reality shows" genre..Fucking Ozzy is liken the dad I always wanted..and I can't figure out why I'm developing a bizzarecrush on Kelly! Maybe it's the Pink hair...Maybe it's the British accent or the fact that she's a total bitch....Maybe I'm just a chubby chaser for freaky british girls!But after tonight's episode it's official..I have a thing for Ozzy's chubby daughter!sigh~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 Umm..ok I feel silly..Can someone delete this thread...Ahem~(whistles...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogoamy Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Hey!!! I'm gonna kick youre ass, celebrity whore!! hehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 GOOD LORD I JUST READ THAT SHE IS17!! I Feel so dirty~um.......Dirty enough to wanna write her a love fan letter:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dear Kelly,My name is Mugwump, some people round these here parts call me MUGZ.I am a total computer dork that lives on messageboards and getsoff of posting a million threads a day about nothing. I use to be a cartoonist and have a life. Then I found CP and became a hobo. I live in a barreldown by the river but I still have managed to hold on to the two mostvaluable things in my life. My TV and my computer with cable modem.I love you. Your pink hair and British bitchiness drive me crazy. Run away from your false life of money and fame and come live with me as a starving computer geek. (Do not pay any attention to go-go Amy) I know not who she is!Love,Your biggest fan;Mugwump(Mugz) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*(What do ya think?Will that win her over or is that too dramatic?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 17!? I thought she was like 15. the show is awesome though... has anyone noticed how ozzy walks all fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 OMG i love the osbournes!! lol it seems like everyones obsessed, i had like 5 conversations about the show yesterday. they'relike the perfect family to me... sharon and ozzy are awesome parents, i love the fact that they're so close with their kids and that they actually trust them... lmao i read on the mtv site that sharon has a tendancy to "flash" the kids friends... ok thats a lil wacky...i think kelly is so charismatic, i don't know why but (the pink hair?) but you have to just watch her when she comes on the screen. she's got a kick ass offbeat style too. shes sooooo cool.. i really hope this show lasts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Who pissed on my Caa-pit ?? Where's that fucking Dahg who pissed on my caa-pit? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by mugwump GOOD LORD I JUST READ THAT SHE IS17!! I Feel so dirty~Your almost as dirty as Crobra... filthy old men...Btw, that show sucks... Me and Kristy turned it off last night because it was so bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by joeg Btw, that show sucks... Me and Kristy turned it off last night because it was so bad... Yea?Well you both suck!That show is fucking awesome!Kelly,..why haven't you replied to my love letter yet?(I thought EVERYONE read CP) sigh~ :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by mugwump Yea?Well you both suck!That show is fucking awesome!Kelly,..why haven't you replied to my love letter yet?(I thought EVERYONE read CP) sigh~ :( she hasn't written you back, BECAUSE SHES IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexybitchjenny Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 aroooo?sicko~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by sexybitchjenny aroooo?sicko~ man just when the fuck is sexybitchjenny gonna die or get run over by a car so that Quoth can bury her in his backyard next to his Shih-Tzu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 arrooo--*THUMP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 ::quothgrabsshovel::::startsdigging:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Yeah, Kelly's hot. Mugz, you should listen to Sabbath more. Get Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. I listen to that shit a lot going to work. Allows me to put my game face on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 Jenny's gone to Miami..so perhaps if you all wish hard enougha shark will eat her in the ocean...(Or some rich guido will marry herand that'll be the end of that)Kelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 show is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogoamy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Damnit I'm kicking both you AND KELLY'S asses!Child molester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by gogoamy Damnit I'm kicking both you AND KELLY'S asses!Child molester. aren't you about the same age as kelly?j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 aren't you the same age as kelly and amy, joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 i think its teh funniest show on tv ... i can sit there and watch them curse at each other all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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