gothzane Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 You need a wheelchair and an oxygen tank afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by gothzane You need a wheelchair and an oxygen tank afterwards. DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Your telling me....sheesh.Im the one who cant walk or breath right...and she calls me 7:30 in the morning wanting me to skip workCrazy lady is insatiable.All saturday night.I finally fell asleep in her bathtub with a corona against my head and an icepack on my groin.And saturday.....i wanted to call an ambulance.How many orgasims can a woman have till shes satisfied?Im a tad worried....im thinking shes a succubus...a vampiress trying to drain me to death.This is just boggeling my mind though....im used to the norm.Foreplay,she cums,sex, she cums, i cum, i go down, she cums then passes out asleep...the norm..hehNot this crazy crawling up the walls knocking shit over falling through tables sex....im only a demi-human....i need to breath.Im even considering cutting her off...using it as leverage...lol.Man i cant stop laughing....and grimacing in pain...owww.I guess watching all that porn is finally starting to pay off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Wow.......That sounds awesome.....I am fucking jealous........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Thanks.I just wish i knew a way to satisfy her without needing a full body cast for myself when its over.But i think im just a little rusty...have to work out those muscles i havent used in a bit.Have to bring her down a few paces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by gothzane Thanks.I just wish i knew a way to satisfy her without needing a full body cast for myself when its over.But i think im just a little rusty...have to work out those muscles i havent used in a bit.Have to bring her down a few paces. I am sure you will get a lot of working out done...BTW: Baby oil always works out good on those rusty muscles.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 any other recomendations for the olympic sex happy crappy?I kind of miss the wham bam thank you mam sex.Im considering buying her a nice vivid vibrator so i can take a day or two off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Well give her a vibrator and use it with her..A man that can go like the energizer bunny is such an awesome treat..Dont take no days off dammit be a man work that punan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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