chula22 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 It can buy you a House But not a HOME It can buy you a Bed But not Sleep It can buy you a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life It can buy you Sex But not Love So you see money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIER'S CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, GRADE 5 PLUTONIUM, ETC...ETC... PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS, THEY WILL BE RETURNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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