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I am your friend

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It can buy you a House

But not a HOME

It can buy you a Bed

But not Sleep

It can buy you a Clock

But not Time

It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position

But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health

It can buy you Blood

But not Life

It can buy you Sex

But not Love

So you see money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIER'S CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, GRADE 5 PLUTONIUM, ETC...ETC...

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS, THEY WILL BE RETURNED

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