dgmodel Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Man who fly plane upside down have crackup. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk. A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. and last but not least my favorite... dedicated to my 4ft small lover... Elevator smell different to midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vixenfoxxy Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Hahahaha I love the bangkok one. My friend has a trillion of these that he sends me when I'm in a bad mood. Here's a few more:Confucius say:Man who stand on toilet high on pot.Man who finger girl with period get caught red-handed.Man who drop watch in toilet at party have shitty time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 :laugh2: lmao~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by dgmodel and last but not least my favorite... dedicated to my 4ft small lover... Elevator smell different to midget. Holy f'n Canoli!!! hahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... :laugh: :laugh: again he makes me smile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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