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Im the runner up for most club war wounds. . .


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next to the queen Miss LavMen.

Found about 10 mini black and blues, 3 bite marks, a sore nipple ::but i got that one from tastyt haha:: and a bruised vain in my right arm that turned so tender and black ::looks almost popped:: :shake:

Half of these things i dont even know when i got them. . .

Then theres the "always have an ace bandage wound on one of my appendages". . .or some rubbed bengay or anti inflammatory pill poppin pregaming haha :blown:

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Originally posted by djjonstephen

Yeah seriously Lav, how many times have you gotten your nose cracked?

I know there was New Years and I heard joeg talkin about anoother one..........

nye, baktun, destination nyc.... umm.... others??

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Originally posted by clubkat

Then theres the "always have an ace bandage wound on one of my appendages". . .

yeah that whole ace bandage thing threw me for a second @ vinyl...then the slurred words came out, "...i hurt my paw..." - youre such a cute drunk...i was tempted to mess with ya but the little devil on my shoulder said no...

...i think you got one of them on the walk to the vinyl...xxlea said you took a spill on the curb or somethin ...

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Originally posted by clubkat

Then theres the "always have an ace bandage wound on one of my appendages". . .or some rubbed bengay or anti inflammatory pill poppin pregaming haha :blown:

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Hey at least I offered you the antiflam pills! Kitty my dear no one has ever taken a more classy spill than you did. You had the whole catwalk swing going too.

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LOL, welcome to the ranks of the perpetually abused, sista!

yeah, I stopped counting how many times I get clocked in the head after aphrodite at centro. :rolleyes:

I should really keep a log:

head blows

blows to the chest

foot steped on

cigarette burns

bite marks

miscellaneous unexplained bruises

then there's all those self-inflicted wounds resulting from overzealous bouncy manauvers...

be proud of your war wounds! ;)

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oh man.. girl your a mess.. hehe...club war wounds.. this is funny.. I always find something on me when i leave the clubs... the whole stepped on toes always happens... a few cigarette burns.. its been better tho.. actually at exit fri night some fat asian guy was head banging to the music as i walked past he head butted me.. OMG it fuckin hurt!!! lol.. some people are so dumb! ugh!

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Originally posted by lavendermenace

LOL, welcome to the ranks of the perpetually abused, sista!

yeah, I stopped counting how many times I get clocked in the head after aphrodite at centro. :rolleyes:

I should really keep a log:

head blows

blows to the chest

foot steped on

cigarette burns

bite marks

miscellaneous unexplained bruises

then there's all those self-inflicted wounds resulting from overzealous bouncy manauvers...

be proud of your war wounds! ;)

yeah but you know where those come from...

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Originally posted by lavendermenace

LOL, welcome to the ranks of the perpetually abused, sista!

yeah, I stopped counting how many times I get clocked in the head after aphrodite at centro. :rolleyes:

I should really keep a log:

head blows

blows to the chest

foot steped on

cigarette burns

bite marks

miscellaneous unexplained bruises

then there's all those self-inflicted wounds resulting from overzealous bouncy manauvers...

be proud of your war wounds! ;)

yeah but you know where those come from...

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