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Recipe for making love...... This is funny..


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RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE:

Ingredients:

> 4 Laughing eyes

> 4 Well-shaped legs

> 4 Loving arms

> 2 Firm milk containers

> 2 Nuts

> 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

> 1 Firm banana

> DIRECTIONS :

> 1. Look into laughing eyes.

> 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

> 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

> 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out

> until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk

> containers

> 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and

> cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

> 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't

> soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

>

> Notes:

> 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully

> before and

> after use.

> 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

> 3. If cake rises, leave town.

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:D :D

if after all the mixing a cake rises and you have to leave town then it's gotta be sex and not love, though sometimes in order for us to be able to do some mixing the word love has to be mentioned. hehehehehehehehe :D

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