t0nythelover Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 ok heres the idea. a porno movie where instead of chicks getting fucked by the pool guy or the pizza man(no i dont mean the classic 80's flick loverboy,although i love that movie) they get fucked by real homeless people. heres what the first scene is like. this real professional women drives up to a red light and stops. shes like real horny but i havent thought of a reason why yet. ne way up comes a squeegee guy who is wearing a closed trenchcoat. he ask "can i do you" and the chick says yeah. squeegee man starts washing the window and the chick says "i like it real wet", then without the squeegee mans knowledge his coat opens, and the one eyed monster is unleashed, but he keeps wiping the window down. the chick watches his dirty manmeat swing between his legs as he wipes the windows and she cant help but touch herself. shes just loves his grizzled pubes and dried black stains on his skin like hes been rolled in the mud. ooh yeah she says as he smiles at her (minus some teeth) and blows him a kiss. then she...you finish the story, im gonna go smoke some more, maybe ill be inspired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 ummm no thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 its a joke, the antithesis of, shit i dont know. i was just trying to be funny:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 lol..i wasn't sure there dear.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 cmon bellagrazza finish the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I am a homeless man and am officially volunteering. All I have is my computer and the box it came in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 having sex with a homeless man who probably hasn't bathed in months.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted April 7 Author Report Share Posted April 7 it kinda makes me wonder, why would you even read this thread unless you want homeless sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by t0nythelover it kinda makes me wonder, why would you even read this thread unless you want homeless sex... hahahahaha i was wonderin the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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