chula22 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 * Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease. * An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later. * Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park. * Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact. * An older woman has lots of girlfriends ... and most of them will want to screw you too. * An older woman will almost always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride. * Older women know what Kegel exercises are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by chula22 * An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Are you talkin' 'bout me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by tastyt Are you talkin' 'bout me? I thought about you when she said this. But don't you run into problems whenever u go there, Tastyt?* Older women know what Kegel exercises are I sure don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by gmccookny I sure don't WELL NEITHER DO I. i was hoping someone on this board could tell me about that kegel excecise thingy.And tasty sweety. I didnt know about your mickey d's thing you got going there. but hey that proves the point i guess.hahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Kegal exercises= squeezing the muscles in your pussy for a nice tight grip; for a guy it would be the muscles that make you stop peeing, they can help you hold off your ejaculationSee it does help to have an older woman around. BTW Papa Smurf- I do my best to avoid those ketchup packets these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by chula22 * Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park. * Older women know what Kegel exercises are I practice both of these and Im not much older...Im a young buck...kegel exercises work wonders;)..when used properly that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by tastyt Kegal exercises= squeezing the muscles in your pussy for a nice tight grip; for a guy it would be the muscles that make you stop peeing, they can help you hold off your ejaculationWoW... i was afraid doing that too much would cause interior damage... but i guess if done right, it's more pleasure for 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by tastyt BTW Papa Smurf- I do my best to avoid those ketchup packets these days... Umm, hey Tasty... you mean ...THESE>>> :horns: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Generally an older woman will fuck YOU, you do not fuck them. They know what they want, they dont play any games to get it and they will teach you a few things in the process. There is no substitute for experience, find the right older woman and you'll understand what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkdiver Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 I can vouch for that. They are totally uninhibited, and they will teach you a thing or three. Not to mention they nkow the score before you have a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Amen to that.Originally posted by njdionysus Generally an older woman will fuck YOU, you do not fuck them. They know what they want, they dont play any games to get it and they will teach you a few things in the process. There is no substitute for experience, find the right older woman and you'll understand what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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