chula22 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 * Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease. * An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later. * Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park. * Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact. * An older woman has lots of girlfriends ... and most of them will want to screw you too. * An older woman will almost always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride. * Older women know what Kegel exercises are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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