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  1. place was slammed good times roger s next..
  2. welcome to the jungle 8)
  3. Just because... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=784532578&Mytoken=FF10BCF1-14BA-110D-C283D01D3CBF9D2F17710523 and let's not forget http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=791517430&Mytoken=12BD5895-13F9-105C-CB3CF2BE08621B8118055347 ;D
  4. continue... Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work well, once you get them all up. The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps, and it will be December. Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they're very easy to use, and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is that you will have to sell your house to pay for them. "Hurricane-proof'' windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane protection: They look like ordinary windows, but they can withstand hurricane winds! You can be sure of this, because the salesman says so. He lives in Nebraska. Hurricane Proofing Your Property : As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects like barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc.; you should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don't have a swimming pool, you should have one built immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects into deadly missiles. EVACUATION ROUTE : If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida" you live in a low-lying area.) The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely. HURRICANE SUPPLIES : If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM. In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies: - 23 flashlights, and at least $167 worth of batteries that turn out, when the power goes out, to be the wrong size for the flashlights. - Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for. But it's traditional, so GET some!) - A 55-gallon drum of underarm deodorant. - A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.) - A large quantity of raw chicken - to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through Andrew; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.) - $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth. Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean. Good luck and remember: it's great living in paradise! Those of you who aren't here yet you should come. Really!
  5. To: ex-Floridians, present Floridians, and future Floridians or those who know a Floridian. We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Atlantic Ocean and/or the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points: (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one.'' Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days. STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car. STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in Florida. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items: HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE: If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements: (1) It is reasonably well-built, and (2) It is located in Nebraska. Unfortunately, if your home is located in Florida, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss. Since Hurricane Andrew, I have had an estimated 27 different home-insurance companies. This week, I'm covered by the Bob and Big Stan Insurance Company, under a policy which states that, in addition to my premium, Bob and Big Stan are entitled, on demand, to my kidneys. SHUTTERS : Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows, all the doors, and -- if it's a major hurricane -- all the toilets. There are several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages: Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them yourself, they're cheap. The disadvantage is that, because you make them yourself, they will fall off. continue...
  6. lol true i remember a few years ago when G-uuuniittt! aka 50 was there...i think someone got shot that night. deff looked like a strip joint
  7. good call 8) all those girls r local and on myspace...i cant release any names tho, they would kill me
  8. My cousin just moved there to teach...she says it's true! LOL My first time in Europe was 1980 (Denmark) and I counted 8 black people...I might have also counted one guy twice ;D same thing in Calgary city of Alberta - Canada(for the ones that don't know) on another note: One thing that must be said for a black/white/asian/ect is that... Money does not buy class!
  9. Mad Skillz... http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/schlomobeat.wmv
  10. BEFORE marriage: AFTER marriage: AFTER divorce:
  11. find a cute chick to take u
  12. club deep there will be people of all backgrounds and thugs w/ ak47's and grills! should be one hell of a party For someone who hates hip hop and thugs, you seem to be rather obsessed. So unless you have something positive to offer, you came to the wrong thread. Peace and love - or is that too gangster to say... ps...they need a host, i told them i might know someone... peace n love :-* Not a problem... We can even advertise specials on roof repairs... It is hurricane season, why not take advantage. i think we got a deal
  13. club deep there will be people of all backgrounds and thugs w/ ak47's and grills! should be one hell of a party For someone who hates hip hop and thugs, you seem to be rather obsessed. So unless you have something positive to offer, you came to the wrong thread. Peace and love - or is that too gangster to say... ps...they need a host, i told them i might know someone... peace n love :-*
  14. club deep there will be people of all backgrounds and thugs w/ ak47's and grills! should be one hell of a party
  15. how is buzz nowadays? im originally from fairfax county, va...dc crew...live in miami for a few years now...remember the good old days @ nations fri nights!
  16. now that's what im talkin' bout!!!
  17. ^double quoting, now that's some skill
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