Evan

Sorry....when they killed the Sex and Drug boards, I stopped visiting. The only reason I even saw this post was cause I was still subscribed and got an email. Evan http://www.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=115374

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Ok...So now this chick just called me and is on her way over here with a girlfriend of hers..... Does this mean I get to fuck them both?

Is there anything wrong with Crystal Light that I should know about? This girl got me hooked on it. I drink like 2-4 QTs a day.

Yes to both. Where u been? Everyone knows this.

No.. I was too fucked up on the E. Plus, sometimes girls bleed with greek...and u can catch shit easier. That's why gay men transmit diseases more. So, I dunno if I'd do that with her.

Yeah..but never any "professionals". She sucked dick like a pro. And we fucked for hours. Most girls would be too numb after that long. Besides..crack whores are nasty. Their hands are all rough and shit from holding those hot crack glass pipes.

Really? I thought I'd give her at least a 7 out of 10. As far as escorts go, she definitely better than some other working girls I know from clubs. Plus, suprisingly, she was kinda tight.

Well..hookers u get on the street. They get in the car and are direct with the sex for money. Escorts are the ones that u call up and order. They can be for sex or just "escorting" u on a paid date.

She's got more money than I do.

I never said I wanted to date her... God no... Just should I keep seeing her?

I love watching girls stick a finger in and tasting themselves. But why do the girls always ask me to taste my own cum? That's never gonna happen..

How about when u take a girl's panties off and she has toilet paper bits stuck to her cooch? Or asshole. Only happen once but I gagged. I noticed that girls who are shaved are less stinky than hairy bush girls.

I just don't like it when they have that nasty white gooey mucasy substance oozing out. Looks like a huge slimey booger. I've seen that shit shoot out of a girl across the bed. Girl was like "eat me". I was like "Hell no".

And none of u have gang banged some slut that was fucking everyone in the room? Besides, the escort drank some Crystal Light when she came over. Hopefully that cleared up some shit in her mouth.

There were lights going off in my head..But I think that was just brain cells dieing.

Went though 5 of them both nights (1 at a time though). Didn't use a condom when she gave me head. But I was tripping balls. Couldn't even see straight.

Hell no.. I couldn't even get my dick hard to fuck it I was so nautious. I was 18 and had 2 guys who were virgins hiding in my closet to watch me fuck this slut I knew. When she took off her panties, they could even smell that nasty shit in the closet 20 feet away. I was embarrassed I couldn't get my dick hard, but they totally understood. I could't have sex for like weeks after that. It smelled like something crawled up her pussy, died, then something else crawled up there ate the diseased corpse, then threw up and had massive diarreah, then it died in there too. Then her pussy just blended it all into some raw nasty shit and left it in there for a couple weeks to melt all together.

Matters on if when the girl has last washed..if she's been sweating...if u just fucked her...if she just ate asparagus...if she's mad drippy... I had some girls who tasted like nothing...and some girls who when they took there panties off, stunk up the room.

LOL. No comments.

I broke up with her like 4 months ago. Moved to my own pad on 53rd and 1st. It was a dangerous break up. I had to get my friends to video tape it cause she was trying to stop me from packing my things. But I got the fuck out of there. I've already dated like 5-6 girls since her.

Weird story this weekend...I was really horny Friday night. I had dropped an E bomb and a Viagra and was chilling with this girl. All of a sudden while we were just starting to fuck, her mom called with an emergency and I was left alone with Viagra dick. I was bugging and couldn't get hold of any other girl to come over. In desperation I called an ad on Craigslist under Erotic Services. The girl is the pic was cute and it said she was into Greek (anal) and if the girl that showed up wasn't her, it was free. So this girl shows up 30 min later and it's the girl from the pic (pic posted below), I paid her $300, and she drops an e bomb with me and then just going wild on my dick. I was hearing explosions in my head. She sucked dick like a pro (which she was...) and then we fucked like animals. She was working up a nice sweat. After an hour her service started to call her to tell her to come to the office to drop off her cash. But she stayed with me another 45 min to fuck some more. She was mad fcked up..Could barely even stand. When she left, she gave me her cell number and took mine. Saturday night, I was chilling with another date, when I got a phone call from this girl. She asked what I was doing. I told her nothing and she asked for my address again. I gave it to her, and then kicked my date out telling her some bullshit excuse (she wasn't giving me none anyways). So this escort comes back and we fuck like crazy again. No money charged or anything. She tells me she's going away to her mom's in maryland for 2-3 days and invites me to come with her!!! I was like "um..no thanks". She then asked if she could call me when she comes back on Tuesday (today) and I replied sure. So, now what do I do? She's hot, has mad money (hell..she makes $200 an hour after giving the serice $100 and it's all tax free working 3 days a week), and she loves to fuck. But she's a friggin escort and I'm not gonna get involved with a girl that fucks 30 guys a week. That's just weird. Why do I always get myself in weird situations. This is her:

It's hard..she's calling me all day all night to come back. my friends are litterally holding me back from going back to her. They told me that if I do, don't look to them for support the next time she tries to rip my head off. That sobers me up.

Update...she is a psyko bitch. I moved out yesterday. Single and livin' in the city. Can life be more great?