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4 Left ear 1 left ear cartlidge 3 right ear 1 left nipple 1 Naval 1 penis The nipple hurts the worst....

Wow, Put a little pep in yo step is still around.

OPENS AT 4:30AM Contact Rubber Monkey at 212-625-8220

Just shot you an e-mail. Wanna know what's up.

De Ja Vu - Sucked on a Friday nite when I went about a month ago. They had the cheesy MC/ Hot Bod contest thing going on. It was kinda like a 21 and over Barmitzvah..

I will not say what is going on, But it is going to be good. Insider information Gotta give Dave credit...

Actually Saturday Morning from 4:30am til 10am, go check it out. Rubber Monkey Church St. Between Franklin and White..

Hey Brotha I might be there. I'll call ya. POOCH

I've got 2 of them. I have reciepts. The 2 I'm selling are always in my house and the other 2 I bring to the club. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

From 8:30pm to 3:00am stopping for some water and a few smokes. Is that good?? ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Stay off your back ;D (haha) ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

The Roland 808 for $600 and The Marantz Live CD Burner for $450. Email me at effenpunk@yahoo.com if intrested. It's been months since I been here!!! To all that are left Waaaassssuuuuppp!!!! Back in action, had to step away for a while ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Steve you poor guy Well I'm in the Ukraine partying my ass off. We have to def hook up when I get back. OK Brotha. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Crumb is very evil - I stopped years ago, I hated chewing my teeth. Cool name for coke (crumb). Looks like Crumb Cake ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

The Music is some what housey/Euro. Then they play some music with thier language. It's weird in a way. Of course Britney, Madonna, etc are big here. They are loving the Progressive house and Trance I'm spinning. It's like a present or a treat to hear our music over here. There are no fire laws here so a place that holds 1200 they pack in over 2000 people. It's pretty cool, I will post pictures soon. Chris ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

I'm in the Ukraine. Karkov. Wanted to share my experiance with the board. The clubs are different than home, but the people party here just the same. They don't have much money here, so drugs are out of the question. They drink like you wouldn't believe. I'm spinning 2 weekends in a row at Club 21 and Disco 2000. When people dance they dance in rows facing the stage, not in groups. I will post more later. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Just jumpin the gun. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Swing by the Karkov, Ukraine in January 11th to 21st, I'll be spinning Club 21 and Disco 2000. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

John What happened Brother - I remember a few months ago things were working out great for you there. Hold tight and we'll support you. Chris ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

And Qwonza, Chaka Kahn, etc. All clubplaneters have peaceful and loving holiday in clubland. PS-Make sure when you are kissing - It's under the Missle Toe and not the Camel Toe! ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

LMFAO ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Filet' - Falah - Put it in her Pooper. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

Richard Grant - Sound Factory Dave Marvisi - Exit Dave Sarner, Mike Ault, Tony Theodore - Chaos Tommy and Dave - Centro Fly Matt and Dave - Shampu - China White Dave Marvisi - Spa Frank - FUN There's a shit load more - I'm pretty pathetic knowing these names. Actually I've done work for these people. ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

I came up with a new invention. Guy's - Do you hate it when you go down on a girl and she smells? Well now I've created Certs for the Pussy. I will call this product "InCerts". Oh my stocks are rising!!!!!!! PS-I'm bored ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew

I'm telling you's - Toad Licking is the in thing. Ribbit ------------------ He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew