Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress and his reply was: "Only have one woman, one woman, one feather." Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women, two women, two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your = headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all." Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung." The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake." Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me sleep with em all." With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear." The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast." XOXOXOXO ------------------ ~LiPz~