LikmyLipz

ECSTASY How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you really are. How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting. Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all about the "vibe". How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gone for the sex. Embarrassment rating: 6/10. Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people believe what you say. Be careful who you give your phone number to. They just might call. MARIJUANA How you think you behave: You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing at you. How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with an 800 kg fridge freezer combination. Likelihood! of getting laid: 60%. If you spend enough time on the couch, anything can happen. How you feel in the morning: Like another joint. And the rest of that pizza. Embarrassment rating: 1/10. You are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid. ALCOHOL How you think you behave: Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny and everybody likes you. How you actually behave: Like the death of the party. Your behavior gets progressively worse as you tell more and more crass jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink and make a pass at your best friend's date. Likelihood of getting laid: 90% Your sexual standards drop dramatically with each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are also lowered, then your chances are pretty good. How you feel in the morning: Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep with someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This! is absolutely the last time. Embarrassment rating:! 11/10 Not only are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone recognizes this, except you. GHB How you think you behave: You're in touch with your feelings and absolutely fucking gorgeous. You're warm and friendly and connect with people, who for the majority are fucking gorgeous. How you actually behave: You touch your body inappropriately. You touch other peoples bodies inappropriately. You have difficulty focusing, walking, standing... Likelihood of getting laid: 120% You'd fuck anything that has a pulse. Actually, that doorknob looks cute too. How you feel in the morning: Great. Embarrassment rating: A) 8/10 You sexually harassed everybody and their doorknob. If you do too much: 20/10 You pass out, you pee yourself, you shit yourself, you vomit all over yourself, probably all in public. C) If you mix it with alcohol or downers: 0/10 You're dead. KETAMINE How you think you behave: Could you repeat! the question? Wait where am I? Who am I? Gimme a bump! How you actually behave: Like some sort of twisted cross between a deer in headlights and an unintelligible zombie. Likelihood of getting laid: 1%. Chances are very slim. First you need to work on regaining consciousness, and "discovering" the way out of the club and or to a stall. How you feel in the morning: Like you wish you weren't still inside Twilo/Sound Factory. Embarrassment rating: 0/10 You probably won't be able to pronounce anything remotely resembling any spoken language, so chances are you won't say anything embarassing. However, if standing around, mouth wide open, like a lawn ornament is your idea of embarassing, change rating to 10/10. COCAINE How you think you behave: You are smart, irresistible and want to "do lunch" with everyone. How you actually behave: Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his soul for the next line of blow! . Likelihood of getting laid: 80% It may be a Jedi Mind! Trick, but when you sincerely believe you are so irresistible, some clueless and insecure type may actually fall for it. How you feel in the morning: Like the ape man. Embarrassment rating: A) 0/10 if there's more coke in the drawer. 9/10 if there isn't. ACID or SHROOMS How you think you behave: You are not behaving, but the world around you is putting on a pretty good show. How you actually behave: In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest of the world is behaving the same as ever. Likelihood of getting laid: 20% Even if you actually manage to get through the process of selecting a mate, removing your clothes and choosing a sexual position, you will then have to deal with the challenge of your partner changing into a furry animal/the devil/your mother. How you feel in the morning: Either you are climbing the walls wishing that God would put an end to your suffering, or you finally understand! Huxley's "The Doors of Perception." Embarrassment rating: 0/10 You either sat on the couch and laughed at the TV all night (even if it was turned off), or you climbed onto a building, tried to fly and died. CRYSTAL METH How you think you behave: A little: You are self-confident, sexy, full of energy and everybody wants you. A lot: Everybody is looking at you "funny", they make jokes about you and comment on your shortcomings, all of them. You can hear crystal clear (that's why it's called that way...) everything negative said about you, even if it is whispered into someone's ear at the other end of a crowded dance floor and the music pumping. How you actually behave: You are frantically looking around either to hook up or because you hear things and you dance two beats where there's only one. Likelihood of getting laid: A little: 100% You either hook up or go to a sex club. A lot: 0% until you stop being sketchy,! if you stop being sketchy. (Then you go to a sex club.! ) How you feel in the morning: What morning? You're still going or looking for downers. But two days later stay away from tall buildings. Embarrassment rating: A little: 0/10 You think you're "it", but you don't tell anybody ("cause they know..."). A lot: 0/10 to 10/10 Everybody is mean to you, but you don't tell anybody ("cause they know..."). Then you tell your friends and get pissed off at them for trying to tell you you're imagining things ("cause they don't know..."). Then you get sloppy and uncoordinated and break things as you get mad at people for telling you what to do ("cause they don't know..."). XOXOXO MWWWWWWWWWAHZ ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

But on long island 18+ really means 10+ with my older bros or sis id... lol but i'm not one to talk.. i use my older sisters id..but i'm gonna be 21 this year ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

<A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.sharonausten.com/innerspace/astrotoys.asp" TARGET=_blank&gt;http://www.sharonausten.com/innerspace/astrotoys.asp</A> go there, i think you will find that quite intreasting! ENJOY! And it gives a whole new meaning to the pick up line "whats your sign" ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html [This message has been edited by LikmyLipz (edited 01-11-2001).]

::starts singing really loud with fingers in ears:: "neeeeewww moon on monday, and a fire dance through the nightttt" ::hears little voice echo from background:: "fire dance though the night" lol sorry i'm feelin silly... ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html [This message has been edited by LikmyLipz (edited 01-11-2001).]

thankyou sweetie! XOXOXO MWWWWWWWAHZ! ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

WOOHOO welcome back to posting... : lays very loud judge jules:: It never fails, i come to believe you are one funny mofo.. damn it post more! you make me laff! ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

you got mail ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

WOOHOO PENIS! 8======D ~<> ~<> ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

hey if your a judge jules fan, hop on napster and pick up Live from Aberdeen Scotland 12-29-00 i think its veryyyyyyyy good.... ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

allthough that sounds like a great idea, i'm not sure i would wanna be in a theater full of horny middle aged men.. hmm maybe a big screen tv at a sports bar.. it would be kinda funny seen people cheer that on instead of foot ball.. ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

heyyyyyy... i wanna go to an orgy too! lol ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

lol now all you gotta do is put it to porn! i'm tellin ya it could be the next big boom in porn... maybe some bootay house.. i would deff go broke over collecting those tapes.. hahahaha ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

hahahaha omg your the first person i have ever seen say they like ghetto tech,besides my friend sean. you should talk to my friend who does the us-raves web site, he LOVES ghetto tech.. I remember the sound factory porn party quite a while ago.. i seen to chicks baning back to back doggie to parade2000.. it went perfect together! ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

lol there are no bonus photos.. hahahaha ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

i like to wear socks on my hands.... ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

gimmie your email address, i'll email it to you ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

ok now how the fuk do i get that pic out of there.. lol i just realised it will be in my pic thingie.. lol gotta get that off there lol ok i think its gone ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

pornos were done to house, trance, techno, or like drum n bass.. do you think more people would watch them? I know i would have a library... hmm that could give a whole new meaning to progressive.. pvd~alive or hmm that song parade2000 "get it up! huh, ITS PARTY TIME" ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

hahahahahahahahaha sorry i had to.. dont mind me, my butt is to big for my body, and yes i'm expecting to get dissed on for puttin that up there.. that was taken right b4 the sound factory underwear party this past summer.. xoxoxo mwwwwah ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

can i put a pic of my ass up just to be an 'ass'? hahahahaha dont mind me i'm really really hyper and stressed out today!!! ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

HAPPY BDAY! I WILL BE AT SOUND FACTORY TO FINEALLY MEET YA! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS JONATHAN PETERS BETTER FUCKIN BE GOOD! XOXOXOXOO MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHZ p.s. and to all ya commin to sf this sat, please leave drama at the door with paris... ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

hahaha if it makes you feel less ghetto i got this cheeze mtv proggie that has all samples and i made 2 songs that i happen to be pretty fucking proud of myself.. now if i could only find someone to download them and tell me how i should stick to singing and never ever try to produce.. lol ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

why not just burn them on cd? this would cost alot less... and alot of dj's use cd's once in a while anywho.. ? XOXOXO MWWWWWWAHZ good luck! ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

RICH YOUR CRAZY! I love it! ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

ya better watch out there buddy, dont make me get more frisky then a young lady should! ::licks lipz:: ------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipz icq:101504929 "if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html