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hahahaha i have a friend that can clap really really loud.. its kinda strange.. its almost like two wood blocks hitting together..
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.....
A prick is the guy who owns it.
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Behind every great man is a great woman... and
behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you
see him without a boner, make him a sandwich
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Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal
spray? It's for Dickheads!
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Why do men always pay more for car insurance?
Women don't get blow jobs
while they're behind the wheel.
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A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute for
women. You know what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck of
the bottle!
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Men are like bagpipes... You won't get anything
unless you blow them first.
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If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A
hole in it.
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Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off
circulation to the brain!
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What's the definition of a bastard? A man who
boinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you goodbye with a 12
inch tongue.
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Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short
black mini skirts? Cause their balls show.
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by MissDiva:
try taking a break and doing some fun job (in a club or something) for $ for a while.....clear your head, it gets soooooo frustrating and becomes such a chore and you lose all motivation .......
glhahaha i would so love to do that!
when i told people i wanted to be the cigg girl at twilo i got laffed at totally!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by twiloman:
i like the whole judge jules ministry of sound clubbers guide to 2000 cd..all those tracks get me pumped, so i can't really say i have a fav cuz i also love pvd's tracks and oakie's music too...too many to choose a favorite. i love it all.
OMG ANOTHER JUDGE JULES FAN!!!!
::CREAMS IN PANTS::
i love jude jules and tall paul, allthough i have never heard either one spin life, i have heard sets. and have a few of there tracks downloaded...
My Fav trance song of all time???
~WORDS~(FOR LOVE mix)~
its the mix on digweed global underground sydney...
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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this reminds me of a funny cpi story...
this past summer i was at cpi dancin my bootay off, and ohhhhhh here comes one of my favs at the time.. Corrupt. the dude right next to me was blowing a whistle, very out of beat, very long at time, so i kindly asked him if he could rephrain from blowing this whistle untill this song was over... so the guy got very angry at my kind request and started blowing it in my face (literally like 2" from my face) so i took the whistle out of his mouth.. and held it in my hands and asked him if he likes jason ojeda.. his response was yes.. so i asked him does he appriciate his music and his musical knowledge.. and his repily once again was yes.. so then i asked him "if you like jason ojeda so much, and your so happy with his music, dont you think that the man is smart enuff that if he wanted that whistle sound there, he would have put it there himself?"
and i let his whistle fall to his chest (was on a necklace) so the guy got all pissed got even more up in my face and started blowing it again.. only this time there was spit commin out with it.. (very gross, the guys lucky i'm not violent) my friend ciarrai runs over.. and rips it out of his mouth rips it off the necklace drops it on the floor and steps on it.. better yet.. i didn't even do it.. but he rased his hand to slap me, and his friend cought his hand as said "bro, what you were doin was pretty annoying, and shes not the first person to ask you to stop" he got all pissed and walked away, and like 5 people around us went up to my friend and thanked her for steppin on his whistle..
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by amorettony:
Yeah, she sleeps over. She's very comfortable with my place and has taken showers before we start sometimes, so I don't think that not wanting to bother me is the case. She doesn't live alone either so I don't see how she would want to walk in the house smelling like sex. It's a distinct sent that anyone can pick up.
She's just nasty.
lol if shes so nasty why you fucking her?
roflmao...
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by amorettony:
oh my gosh....I think I luv you...but don't tell that to your man.
LoL i wont tell my man, becasue i dont have a man to tell that too.. :growls like a dog:
I know how to get off fast, but sometimes you wanna work up to it.. its like the more of the teasing, the better the orgasm.?
::shakes booty::
this makes me feel like dancin , i wanna dance the night away!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by amorettony:
Don't think of it like that. Remember, with men it's mostly a visual thing. My guess is that you just look soo great while working it from the top that your guy can't help but blow up. But I also think that you've found the way to get him off quick too.
yummmmmy
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ok... every time i'm on top (my favorite position) I CANT GET A GUY TO LAST OVER LIKE 5 MINUTES tops.. this is my fav position, because i know how to get myself off best there.. hehehe.. first round its expected for a guy to get off fast.. but second and third round it just becomes depressing!
HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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um one day i was shovin this guys head between my legs, he didn't get the hint what i wanted him to do so by nature i screamed LICK MY LIPZ.. hahaha
jk
15yr old on aol.. i had chapped lipz, i use to lick them alot.... hence the screen name..
it use to be LickmyLips but aol said that is vulgar and took away my aol account so now i'm likmylipz....
VULGAR???!!!?? MEEEEEe????
NEVER!
XOXOXO MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAH
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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well the garth brooks dub wasn;t there, the vocal verson SUCKS!
But i like them all, i'm a big jp fan.. hehehe his better songs are though mylove and corrupt...
"cause I always get my man, and when the night is through, i will corrupt you"
::dancin:: OMG I CANT WAIT UNTILL THIS WEEKEND
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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hahahahahahaha!
i think its so funny that people know me as randys ex.... lol can't wait to meet ya!
xoxo mwwwwah!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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yeah! met him about 2yrs ago.. My ex(randy) introduced me to him! CONGRATS! i have to honestly say hes one of the nicer people i have ever met in twilo! but i'm sure your just as nice!
XOXO MWWWWAH
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by bmlewis:
So some friends dragged me out to Paul Van Dyk some months ago (I don't remember exactly when, but he was in the old DJ booth). He got into his eventhough the club's still full of people I'm gonna look all uninterested and play shit tracks like Alanis Morissette and not bother to mix beats mode. I stopped by and asked him to spin Forbidden Fruit. He didn't look to happy with me, but screw him anyway. Only time I've ever requested a track.
um i just have to add after this post...^^^
that i happen to think the uninvited track pvd plays.. (not sure who made his verson or if it was even him...) thats a great song.. and usually twilo GOES CRAZYYYYYYYY when he plays it.. i dont understand how you couldnt enjoy that...
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Grr i have been looking through papers, looking online, asking friends... yet this seems to be the hardest its ever been to find a new job.
I dont know, maybe its because i will not settle for anything paying min wage, or where i will have to work weekends... i figured with strong clerical and customer service exp. i would have no problems.. GUESS I WAS WRONG!oh well, the search is still on! WISH ME LUCK! i would like to be celebrating this sat at sf that i have a new job! lol.. if not i guess i'll just be celebrating that i have no money!
XOXOXO MWWWWWWWAH!
::big puppy dog eyes::
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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i'm 20... allthough i'm 27 on weekends (evil grin)
i'll be 21 in july! Cant wait to go to the boardy barn again this summer.. anyone with me????
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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CONGRATS!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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the only dj's you should be making requests to are cd djs for example.. wedding, house party, grad parties, happy hours... etc.. along that line.. even bar dj's.. but if your in a venue that holds more then 500 people.. chances are your gonna insult the dj if you ask him to play a certain song..
and dont be upset if they dont play it.. a dj only carrys some music that they inted on playing in the night.. if a dj had to carry around all his music he mine as well load the uhall, and have runners, to run to the truck and grab crates for him..
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
[This message has been edited by LikmyLipz (edited 01-07-2001).]
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Pic #19... i See this guy from twilo "mitch" hmm is he on the board????????
if so HIIIIIII MITCH SEE YOU AT PVD!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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lol i love that show too.. and actually i have a friend that looks just like johnny noxville
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Hmm friday night.. started converting my 400+ mp3's to wav's and burning them.. and yes i know this is gonna take me forever..
Sat night i thought i was just gonna stay in untill my friend talked me into commin over to sleep over her house (haven't been to a sleep over in a looooooooooooong time) I can honestly say,b4 hand i would have rather gone to a club, but omg i had such a blast! we were up till about 5am just LAFFIN our asses off and i got to see a few people i haven't seen in a long time!
Whos gonna be at sf this comming sat? i'm going because its my friend jordans bday! hope to see alot of you there!
hehehe and i think i need to host a sleepover party some time soon! i had a blast!
XOXO MWWWWWWWWWWAHZ PEOPLES! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED YOUR WEEKENDS!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by trancewhore:
Ladies, what are you looking for when you go out? I know most ladies go out with there girls, just to have a good time, and not be bothered? I'm sure you don't like being grope by people either....
Do you like the guys who can dance? The juiceheads? DO you like going up to guys? What's the deal, I'm sure all the other guys, just there to have fun, not harasse girls would like to know.
PS...All you ladies looking for a attractive pretty boy who can dance, find me and my friends at Tiesto.....
PSS..It's all about the love for the music
just remember if its all about the love for the music, your prob sober...
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by mysteriousss:
I'm going tonight and I'm DEFINITELY going next weekend. MY BDAY party
SF withdrawals are painful, so let me corrupt you and give you your dose LOL.. Hope you come out next Sat!i'm deff gonna be there next sat.. hmm i might go to blu tonight.. debating.. but sf is all mine next sat!
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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SOUND FACTORY SAT FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm all about the afterhours!
you gonna be there next sat?
i'm gonna be there i took a month off from the place.. i'm going though factory withdrawls... hehehehe
XOXOXO MWWWWWAH
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
Board Beauty Contest (male/female)
in New York / New Jersey
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lol just vote me biggest bitch or bigges butt and i'm happy.. roflmao. sowwie
but i will admit some people look better in person then pic, allthough i think i look better in pic then person..
i'm sure no one else will admit that but me.hehehe
xoxoxo mwwwwwwwwah
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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