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Happy Birthday!
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~LiPz~
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Just wondering.. I love to sing..
If theres any producers out there, that wanna work together on something, i really really wanna try this out b4 i jump into this industry head first.. i'm not looking for money, just some experience
XOXOXO MWWWWWAH
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by mrdick:
Can I work the camera?
Can you work me instead?
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
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"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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WinAmp, and Sonique Mp3 player both do that too..
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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GOOOOOOOOOOO JONATHAN PETERS!
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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This is my lil Yuka.. shes the sweetest!
and shes so adorable, lovable, and cuddily.. and she never tells a sectet!
SHES SO DAMN CUTE!
XOXOXO MWWWWWAH!
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Bella, walk them on a leash..! YOU GO GIRLIE!
hahaha to bad half the lil boys are all talk..
If i had a dollar for every man who thought they could please a woman, or thought they had a big penis and really didn't.....
hehehehe nevermind!
XOXOXO MWWWWWAHZ
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Ok i know how men might like this because of the prostate.. but seriously my butts a virgin, and its stayin that way untill i'm inlove.. hehehe.. i want to know what kind of pleasure women are getting out of this sick kinda sex.. i mean, tossin salid is one thing, but that big thing in that lil tiny hole that poo comes out of? WHAT MAKES THAT ENJOYABLE????
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Hmmm so far so good, i dont like that it has my name though...
No offence but i'm not really wanting anyone in cyber space to know my first and last name..
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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its kinda scary looking..
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by uknjx2:
yah, and they may also wonder why your panties are buzzing, ha ha......
Yeah but wouldnt the look on a guys face be pricless when you sit down on his lap and just smile and nod and he realises thats not your beeper vibrating?
HIM:"hey, why does it feel like your crotch is vibrating on my leg"
HER:"i'm really enjoying the music"
I could almost picture it.... hahahhahaha
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by Rad_Z:
OMFG!!!!
HAHaH
That is freaking hilarious stuff right there and soooo true!
Did you come up with all of it or is there some web page or something?
Rad_
someone emailed it to me...
he wont tell me where he got it from..
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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What does she have to do with the club scene?
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by imnikki:
hey lipz.. i dotn know about the vibrating panties.. but they have these TINY lil vibrators that like go into your underwear.. . in the shape of .. butterflies.. or beez.. or something like that.. and it sits directly on ya clit.. .. there is a small lil remote attached to it.. w/ a small cord.. you can tuck the remote thingy into the side of ya panty....
.. i think they have them in the shapes of flowers too.. like s small daisy.. =)
lol as GREAT of an idea i think this might be, i might just have to stay away from it.. People might start to wonder why im always so happy, and my voice is so breathy and my eyes roll into the back of my head.. Hey maybe pull it off at a bar or club, but i'm not sure they would buy it at work...
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH MY LEGS UP IN THE AIR DURING BATH TIME!
Wanna hear something funny? i was reading a mag article that claims that like 40% of vibrators dont work period..
I WANT VIBRATING PANTIES, seriously, anyone know where i can find a pair?
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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ECSTASY
How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you
really are.
How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up
to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet
are disgusting.
Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all about the
"vibe".
How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gone for the sex.
Embarrassment rating: 6/10. Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that
you don't like. This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people
believe
what you say. Be careful who you give your phone number to. They just might
call.
MARIJUANA
How you think you behave: You're not sure, but you think people could be
laughing at you.
How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with an 800
kg fridge freezer combination.
Likelihood! of getting laid: 60%. If you spend enough time on the couch,
anything can happen.
How you feel in the morning: Like another joint. And the rest of that pizza.
Embarrassment rating: 1/10. You are moving so slowly that it's almost
impossible to do anything stupid.
ALCOHOL
How you think you behave: Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny
and
everybody likes you.
How you actually behave: Like the death of the party. Your behavior gets
progressively worse as you tell more and more crass jokes, insult the
bartender, spill your drink and make a pass at your best friend's date.
Likelihood of getting laid: 90% Your sexual standards drop dramatically with
each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are also
lowered, then your chances are pretty good.
How you feel in the morning: Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I
sleep with someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This!
is
absolutely the last time.
Embarrassment rating:! 11/10 Not only are you stupid, you are sloppy.
Everyone
recognizes this, except you.
GHB
How you think you behave: You're in touch with your feelings and absolutely
fucking gorgeous. You're warm and friendly and connect with people, who for
the majority are fucking gorgeous.
How you actually behave: You touch your body inappropriately. You touch
other
peoples bodies inappropriately. You have difficulty focusing, walking,
standing...
Likelihood of getting laid: 120% You'd fuck anything that has a pulse.
Actually, that doorknob looks cute too.
How you feel in the morning: Great.
Embarrassment rating:
A) 8/10 You sexually harassed everybody and their doorknob.
If you do too much: 20/10 You pass out, you pee yourself, you shityourself, you vomit all over yourself, probably all in public.
C) If you mix it with alcohol or downers: 0/10 You're dead.
KETAMINE
How you think you behave: Could you repeat! the question? Wait where am I?
Who
am I? Gimme a bump!
How you actually behave: Like some sort of twisted cross between a deer in
headlights and an unintelligible zombie.
Likelihood of getting laid: 1%. Chances are very slim. First you need to
work
on regaining consciousness, and "discovering" the way out of the club and or
to a stall.
How you feel in the morning: Like you wish you weren't still inside
Twilo/Sound Factory.
Embarrassment rating: 0/10 You probably won't be able to pronounce anything
remotely resembling any spoken language, so chances are you won't say
anything embarassing. However, if standing around, mouth wide open, like a
lawn ornament is your idea of embarassing, change rating to 10/10.
COCAINE
How you think you behave: You are smart, irresistible and want to "do lunch"
with everyone.
How you actually behave: Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his
soul
for the next line of blow! .
Likelihood of getting laid: 80% It may be a Jedi Mind! Trick, but when you
sincerely believe you are so irresistible, some clueless and insecure type
may actually fall for it.
How you feel in the morning: Like the ape man.
Embarrassment rating:
A) 0/10 if there's more coke in the drawer.
9/10 if there isn't.ACID or SHROOMS
How you think you behave: You are not behaving, but the world around you is
putting on a pretty good show.
How you actually behave: In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest
of the world is behaving the same as ever.
Likelihood of getting laid: 20% Even if you actually manage to get through
the process of selecting a mate, removing your clothes and choosing a sexual
position, you will then have to deal with the challenge of your partner
changing into a furry animal/the devil/your mother.
How you feel in the morning: Either you are climbing the walls wishing that
God would put an end to your suffering, or you finally understand! Huxley's
"The Doors of Perception."
Embarrassment rating: 0/10 You either sat on the couch and laughed at the TV
all night (even if it was turned off), or you climbed onto a building, tried
to fly and died.
CRYSTAL METH
How you think you behave: A little: You are self-confident, sexy, full of
energy and everybody wants you. A lot: Everybody is looking at you "funny",
they make jokes about you and comment on your shortcomings, all of them. You
can hear crystal clear (that's why it's called that way...) everything
negative said about you, even if it is whispered into someone's ear at the
other end of a crowded dance floor and the music pumping.
How you actually behave: You are frantically looking around either to hook
up
or because you hear things and you dance two beats where there's only one.
Likelihood of getting laid: A little: 100% You either hook up or go to a sex
club. A lot: 0% until you stop being sketchy,! if you stop being sketchy.
(Then you go to a sex club.! )
How you feel in the morning: What morning? You're still going or looking for
downers. But two days later stay away from tall buildings.
Embarrassment rating: A little: 0/10 You think you're "it", but you don't
tell anybody ("cause they know..."). A lot: 0/10 to 10/10 Everybody is mean
to you, but you don't tell anybody ("cause they know..."). Then you tell
your
friends and get pissed off at them for trying to tell you you're imagining
things ("cause they don't know..."). Then you get sloppy and uncoordinated
and break things as you get mad at people for telling you what to do ("cause
they don't know...").
XOXOXO MWWWWWWWWWAHZ
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by gingertee:
I tried this club and it's kickin good on Thursday 18+ college night check it out. Latin groove is also good on Friday night and they also have Saturday R&B. Not bad for an Island club with different venue...best of all it's just down the street from my house.
But on long island 18+ really means 10+ with my older bros or sis id...
lol but i'm not one to talk.. i use my older sisters id..but i'm gonna be 21 this year
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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go there, i think you will find that quite intreasting!
ENJOY!
And it gives a whole new meaning to the pick up line "whats your sign"
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html
[This message has been edited by LikmyLipz (edited 01-11-2001).]
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::starts singing really loud with fingers in ears:: "neeeeewww moon on monday, and a fire dance through the nightttt" ::hears little voice echo from background:: "fire dance though the night"
lol sorry i'm feelin silly...
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html
[This message has been edited by LikmyLipz (edited 01-11-2001).]
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Originally posted by crossy:
Lips, I know I already told you, but I just had to make the public announcement. I agree w/ the other guys, your butt is not to big. It's very nice and very shapely
thankyou sweetie!
XOXOXO MWWWWWWWAHZ!
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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WOOHOO welcome back to posting...
:
lays very loud judge jules::It never fails, i come to believe you are one funny mofo.. damn it post more! you make me laff!
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Originally posted by crossy:
Oh yeah, duh...
crossymaster@netscape.net
you got mail
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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Confession
in Sex
WOOHOO PENIS!
8======D ~<> ~<>
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
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hey if your a judge jules fan, hop on napster and pick up Live from Aberdeen Scotland 12-29-00
i think its veryyyyyyyy good....
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
/>http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html
If you do too much: 20/10 You pass out, you pee yourself, you shit
Anal love, Better know as BUTT SEX!
in Sex
Posted
anyone wanna fall inlove so i can try dis?
I promised i would save my hiney for my first love... hehehehe
XOXO MWAH
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~LiPz~
aim:LikmyLipz
icq:101504929
"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."
/>http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html