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thanks for the suggestions...i got em on my arm and chest from working out..and it sucks cuz you work so hard to get a nice body and then you get these damn stretch marks...SUCKS ASS!! ill have to try the cocoa butter sticks.. but i dont get it how..there are some guys in the gym that have amazing bodies..but dont get stretch marks...

whats the best way to stop from getting stretch marks? and how do you clear up the ones you already have on your arms/chest from working out??

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thanks for the info...as for the $$ i wanna spend..im lookin to spend around 700-800 for air+hotel...i figure if we stay in sobe we wont really need a car...can i get something nice for that amount?? im also lookin to travel last week of august prob 25-29...from what i hear that is usually low season for hotels down there..

Need some help ppl...planning a trip down to FL with the gf...we need a place we can relax and justlounge all day on a nice beach..but at night we are lookin to party hard!! any suggestions.. i was thinkin of stayin in ft lauderdale and then just driving over to south beach at night...is this a good idea? not really familiar with the area down there...so was lookin for some opinions on whether this would be a worthwhile thing...

LImelight was so crazy last night cuz it was the afterparty for Camron. who is now on Rocafella Records with Jay Z and the rest of his fam. He had a concert at the Apollo last night so everyone who was there went to the afterparty at LImelight Thats why it was so Sunday Tunnel thugged out shit last night

you should def go with the turntables, i was at the funk flex car show and this guy had turntables in his trunk and that shit looked so hottt. everyone has a system but turntables are unique for a car..

no i dont drink first thing inthe morning.. but it seems like it is happening way too much nowadays I seem to drink everyday though... l

Ok so I've been drinking everyday this week and I've missed class 2x this week, but I'm rockin a b average... does this make me a alkaholic for drinkin everyday even when I have class??

any baruch clubbers on this board??

Stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase skys the limit..,, Biggie Smalls we gotta follow these words for all they mean and those damn terrorists can never defeat us... we're too strong to let a bunch of lunatics dirupt our way of life

I'd rather die enormous than live dormant, thats how we on it.. live at tha main event...i bet they tripped em out we on it..

Whats up everybody... Need some opinions...Is Vinyl as good on Sat? as it is friday nights?? I went there a while ago on a friday but never on sat night. I knwo danny howells is back this sat., Is the crowd as good??

The party last night was off the hook Much respect to all the fine latin women in there. THey were def off the hook and just had a great attitude, unlike some other parties....

Workin for out there as well will be staying in manadalay bay PM me if you wanna meet up and chill

if so we can meet up and chill

Whats up people?? Anybody heading out to Vegas for the CES show.. If so let me know and maybe us NYC people could meet up hang out there

I am heading out there this weekend if anyone wants to meet up to party out there let me know, the Adult ENtertainment Awards are on this weekend as well out there

I am heading out to Vegas this weekend on company business, but will have alot of free time.. Anyone know of any good party spots out there??

Is that anywhere near Chica Boca??

Any info on the hot spots out in DR, I am planning to go out there on Thanksgiving weekend, Any info would be greatly appreciated..

Tell me about it, i was so out of it today I missed my stop at World Trade Center, then on the elevator I missed my fuckin floor, I was really lost this morning......

> Subject: Holiday Spirit > > > > > > > Dear Santa, > > > I wud like a kool toy space ranjur > > > for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. > > > YeR FReND, > > > BiLLy > > > > > > Dear Billy, > > > Nice spelling. You're on your way to > > > being a career lawncare specialist. > > > How 'bout I send you a f@## book > > > so you can learn to read and > > > write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE > > > can spell! > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I have been a good girl all year, > > > and the only thing I ask for is peace > > > and joy in the world for everybody! > > > Love, > > > Sarah > > > > > > Dear Sarah, > > > Your parents smoked pot when they > > > had you, didn't they? > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I've written you for three years now > > > asking for a fire truck. Please, I > > > really really want a fire truck this year! Love, > > > Joey > > > > > > Dear Joey, > > > Let me make it up to you. While you > > > sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. > > > You'll have more fire trucks than > > > you'll know what to do with. > > > Santa > > > ******************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I don't know if you can do this, but > > > for Christmas, I'd like for my > > > mommy and daddy to get back > > > together. Please see what you can do. > > > Love, > > > Teddy > > > > > > Dear Teddy, > > > What, and ruin that hot affair your > > > dad's still having with the > > > baby-sitter? He's banging her like a > > > screen door in a hurricane, > > > son! Let me get you some nice Legos > > > instead. > > > Santa > > > ******************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I need more Pokemon cards please! > > > All my friends have more Pokemon > > > cards than me. > > > Please see what you can do. > > > Love, > > > Michelle > > > > > > Dear Michelle, > > > It blows my f____ mind. Kids are > > > forcing their parents to buy > > > hundreds of dollars worth > > > of these stupid cards, and none of > > > you snot-nosed brats are even > > > learning to play the game. > > > Let me get you something more your > > > speed, like "Chutes and Ladders." > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I want a new bike, playstation, a > > > train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a > > > drum kit, a pony and a tuba. > > > Love, > > > Francis > > > > > > Dear Francis, > > > Anything else you little bastard?? > > > Who names their kid "Francis" > > > nowadays? > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I left milk and cookies for you > > > under the tree, and I left carrots > > > for your reindeer outside the backdoor. > > > Love, > > > Susan > > > > > > Dear Susan, > > > Milk gives me the shits and carrots > > > make the deer fart in my face. > > > You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me > > > a glass of Chivas Regal and some > > > Toblerone. > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > What do you do the other 364 days of > > > the year? Are you making toys? > > > Your friend, > > > Thomas > > > > > > Dear Thomas, > > > All toys get made in China. I have a > > > condo in Vegas, where I spend > > > most my time squeezing cocktail > > > waitresses asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table. Hey, > > > YOU wanted to know! > > > Santa > > > ******************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > Do you see us when we're sleeping, > > > do you really know when we're > > > awake, like in the song? > > > Love, > > > Jessica > > > > > > Dear Jessica, > > > You are that gullible? Good luck in > > > whatever you do, I'm skipping > > > your house... > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dear Santa, > > > I really really want a puppy this > > > year. Please please please PLEASE, > > > Timmy > > > > > > Timmy, > > > That whinny begging shit may work > > > with your folks, but that crap > > > don't work up here. You're getting a > > > sweater again. > > > Santa > > > ********************************************** > > > Dearest Santa, > > > We don't have a chimney in our > > > house, how do you get into our home? > > > Love, > > > Marky > > > > > > Mark, > > > Firstly, stop calling yourself > > > "Marky," that's why you're getting > > > your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, > > > that's a low-rent apartment complex you're > > > living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars > do, > > > through your bedroom window. > > > Sweet Dreams!

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Some of these are new and some are old....really funny!!!! Actual label instructions on consumer goods... On a blanket from Taiwan: NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists: REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU On a Korean kitchen knife: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN On an Indonesian packet of nuts: OPEN PACKET AND EAT CONTENTS On a pack of Sainsbury's (UK) salted peanuts: WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS On a Taiwanese shampoo: USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE On a Marks and Spencer's (UK) bread and butter pudding: WARNING: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink: AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT On an Aussie iron: WARNING: NEVER IRON CLOTHES ON THE BODY. On a New Zealand insect spray: THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. In an American guide to setting up a new computer: TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was on the INSIDE of the box.) On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids: LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. On Tesco's tiramisu dessert: DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (printed on bottom of the box) On Boot's children's cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.