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  1. Originally posted by artful:

    Oh come on... I don't know what the big deal is.... We're supposedly talking about a hot chick being up in the spot..

    I do have a question though... did SHE say anything about it?

    well she didn't see it, one of my other coworkers noticed and told her. Maybe she is flattered and this will be my key to her hole... hehehe

    but it is good to know that the admiral is always quick to salute...

  2. well after I got caught I couldn't do anything else I sort of had to limp while walking away and I just had to try to calm my buddy down but that is not easy at all especially when you are standing ready to fire away at full blast,

    you girls are lucky if you are wearning a bra you can conceal it a little but the guys we have nothing to hide our selves,

    I knew I should have wore my blazer to the meeting...

  3. I was in a meeting at work for like an hour and one of the speakers was this hottie from an outside company, sitting there all that time I couldn't help myself and my member began to rise at full speed at the end of the meeting when everyone was getting up I was also getting up but I wasn't standing.

    Unfortunately I got spotted by another co-worker and now the jokes are not stopping at all..

  4. Originally posted by fatchikthrilla:

    I care. And so do the people who are going to have to install that steel-beam reinforced floor.

    Keep the pleasantly plump in my bedroom and not galloping across dancefloors of America.

    They need to put a scale at the entrance of SF, and start weighing these behoemoths like they do at cattle ranches.

    My .02 cents

    Fatty

    Holy shit that was funny I got my boss hooked onto this message board and he isnt even a serious clubber but he loves reading all the drama

    Keep it up........

  5. it's great to be a guy because:

    > > Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

    > > Your orgasms are real. Always.

    > > Your last name stays put.

    > > Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    > > Chocolate is just another snack.

    > > You can be president.

    > > You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

    > > Foreplay is optional.

    > > You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

    > > Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    > > The world is your urinal.

    > > Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

    > > You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's just

    > > too icky."

    > > You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

    > > Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

    > > People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

    > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    > > New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.

    > > Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

    > > Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

    > > Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So,notice anything

    > > different?"

    > > One mood, ALL the damn time.

    > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    > > Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

    > > You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

    > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    > > If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or

    > > she can still be your friend.

    > > If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

    > > You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours

    > > without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

    > > You can drop by to see a friend without having to

    > > bring a little gift.

    > >

    > > If another guy shows up at the party in

    > > the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

    > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    > > You don't have to shave below your neck.

    > > Your belly usually hides your big hips.

  6. Originally posted by sgbrooklyn:

    yeah with the little remark you made earlier about girls. You think I'm going to tell you where I'm going to be. Besides I have NO clue where I'm going to be.

    i didnt know you were a girl?? that name could go either ways..

    anyway i wanna gamble and have some fun at the clubs as well ..

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